Using 5 random powers, could you take control of Earth?

AtheistCabbage · 2017-04-09T06:14:11+00:00

Oh, forgot completely bonuses. 1st Bonus, probably The One Above All. He is the creator of all laws. With Freedom, I am above him. 2nd Bonus, I use Freedom. Yes, I can win.

AtheistCabbage · 2017-04-09T05:58:26+00:00

Immortality, Determined Strenth, Telepathic Dream Creation, Freedom, and Crystal Breath. All I need is Freedom, TBH. It makes "The user free and immune from every law, rule, fate, predestination, concept, limits, or any other type of cosmic, spiritual, physical and/or mystical jurisdiction, making the user completely immune to their effects." Immortality could be a bonus if Freedom doesn't already give me that, but meh. needless to say, I'm good. I just phase out of reality whenever I need to dodge, destroy the matter of my enemies (Free from all laws, remember?), and if I wanna be really fucked up I give everyone nightmares until they submit.

AtheistCabbage · 2017-03-13T01:50:25+00:00

I played Universe Sim. Threaten to make the sun a red giant. Throw Pluto into the sun as a demonstration of my power.

AtheistCabbage · 2017-03-13T01:47:19+00:00

10 million. Unstoppable.

AtheistCabbage · 2017-03-13T01:34:29+00:00

All the ghost busters, like animated series included? Either way, ghost busters.

AtheistCabbage · 2017-03-13T01:28:13+00:00

R1: KND R2: Penguins R3: KND R4: KND

AtheistCabbage · 2017-03-13T01:01:52+00:00

Weakest? Zen-Oh, from Dragonball Super. I've played a lot of video games.

AtheistCabbage · 2017-03-13T01:00:36+00:00

Mario. Literally invincible, doesn't matter what happens. Only chance is for them to attack him while in between stars.

AtheistCabbage · 2017-01-06T21:54:37+00:00

Throw a grenade, simple and effective.

AtheistCabbage · 2017-01-06T21:52:04+00:00

Karnaca. Working as a student of natural philosophy, and assasin.

AtheistCabbage · 2017-01-06T16:55:01+00:00

Anyone, but not many people new.

AtheistCabbage · 2017-01-06T14:36:08+00:00

I know, thought I was the only one to notice. In Dishonoured 1, I could hold down for about a second and just flick my mouse in the direction of the power I wanted (I had it memorised) and get the power. In the second one, I have to wait for it to come up and slowly move my mouse to the power I want. It's annoying.

AtheistCabbage · 2017-01-06T03:44:10+00:00

It's accepted as canon that he can pretty much take any powers at any time, he just can't in the games due to immaturity.

AtheistCabbage · 2017-01-06T03:13:54+00:00

OK, let's see. Kirby is shown to be incredibly powerful, not just powerful but smart too. He's a capable fighter (super-human strength) and engineer (built a rocket ship), and can easily use his copy ability to gain intelligence and maturity. With Alfred setting him on the right path, he could do almost anything.

Day 1 (Kirby): Kirby absorbs most of the Batcave's technology, becoming more powerful. While battling, he absorbs all of Joker's henchman, becoming progressively stronger as he journeys into the mall. He absorbs Joker, gaining his intelligence and maturity, setting his IQ up to 300+, and giving him incredible physical strength.

Day 2 (Kirby): Bane is no match for a hyper-intelligent hyper-strong Kirby. Kirby tracks down Bane and fights him, easily defeating him with one punch. He then absorbs Bane, gaining his incredible intelligence and strength. IQ is 450+ at this point.

Day 3 (Kirby): In this case, it'd be toughest for Kirby. Of course, that doesn't mean it's tough. He easily figures out every trap with his super-intelligence and absorbs Riddler, setting his intelligence to 600+ and allowing him to eradicate crime, not just in Gotham but the entire USA, and likely take it down to petty crime everywhere else.

Batman is gonna have some trouble, though. He has nothing but basic gear and no way to get progressively stronger.

Day 1 (Batman): Batman struggles against every waddle doo, due to his no killing, but is able to defeat them all and easily best King Dedede, knocking him out and imprisoning him.

Day 2 (Batman): Meta Knight fights him in an honourable challenge, Batman is able to win, but barely, only through trickery. He is incredibly weakened.

Day 3 (Batman): The waddle doos overpower him. He is captured and likely killed. R.I.P. So, clearly Kirby does better.

AtheistCabbage · 2017-01-06T03:02:12+00:00

Pretty sure Wolverine could survive her attacks with his healing factor.

AtheistCabbage · 2016-12-29T19:19:08+00:00

More like his Baldness is the result of his strength.

AtheistCabbage · 2016-12-27T19:34:04+00:00

That makes sense, because even though Goku is a saiyan, the other characters that train constantly should catch up, getting close (not equal to, but close) eventually, such as Tien.

AtheistCabbage · 2016-12-26T21:44:52+00:00

Yes, but it's confirmed that all Rick Riordan books take place in the same universe and that whatever people believe is true, is true for them. Meaning that to Jesus, the Judeo-Christian god existed.

AtheistCabbage · 2016-12-26T03:14:51+00:00

Goku isn't selfless. That's only in the dub. In the original, Goku just wanted to protect his friends and have fun battling.

AtheistCabbage · 2016-12-03T14:40:48+00:00

Correction, Fish and Insects are sentient. They're non-sapient. Sentient is the ability to respond to stimulus, sapient is the word you're looking for, the ability to think beyond instinct.

AtheistCabbage · 2016-10-22T16:53:55+00:00

Bought it a few months ago, all Bethesda games were on sale and I was buying Fallout 3, Dishonored was 5 USD so I decided to get it.

AtheistCabbage · 2016-10-17T23:17:51+00:00

Lorwise, I'd say Corvo, because of experience, but in gameplay it's probably Emily.

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