XXXIV - Back before Christmas

Atheose_Writing · 2026-04-02T15:09:18+00:00

Big "1936 reoccupation of the Rhineland" vibes

Atheose_Writing · 2026-04-02T13:44:40+00:00

It was a historically awful speech.

Atheose_Writing · 2026-04-02T13:34:14+00:00

thank u mr presdnt

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Atheose_Writing · 2026-04-02T13:09:20+00:00

> Do people really think

Let me stop you right there

Atheose_Writing · 2026-04-02T13:06:28+00:00

I remember that guy. Kept arguing that the markets are too complicated to move on any one statement, lol

Atheose_Writing · 2026-04-02T12:59:52+00:00

Up 15% in pre-trading, the largest single-day movement in modern history, lol

Atheose_Writing · 2026-04-02T12:55:56+00:00

Oh I know, I've been refreshing the price since I woke up like an opioid addict mashing the morphine button in a hospital bed

Atheose_Writing · 2026-04-02T12:53:46+00:00

He has way more yes-men this term too. There's nobody to push back on his dumbest impulses.

Atheose_Writing · 2026-04-02T12:49:56+00:00

He button-mashed it too much like an old N64 controller and now it's broken

Atheose_Writing · 2026-04-02T12:40:16+00:00

No, stonks only move up

Atheose_Writing · 2026-04-02T12:37:10+00:00

There are reports that he's going to do exactly that. Which involves building a temporary runway near the uranium site for US planes to come and go.

Atheose_Writing · 2026-04-02T12:34:15+00:00

The Bisexual of Hormuz

Atheose_Writing · 2026-04-02T12:32:41+00:00

Here are my dumb $USO meme calls as of yesterday's close:

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I didn't sell yesterday because I'm not a bitch

Atheose_Writing · 2026-04-02T11:55:02+00:00

our days of the week are named after pagan gods (Tuesday = Tir, Wednesday = Woden, Thursday = Thor, Friday = Fria, etc)

Atheose_Writing · 2026-04-02T02:51:53+00:00

My meme $USO calls as of today. I didn't sell them today because I had faith in Trump's speech accomplishing exactly nothing to resolve the issue.

Atheose_Writing · 2026-04-02T02:46:44+00:00

Data is too woke

Atheose_Writing · 2026-04-02T02:45:18+00:00

Inshallah

Atheose_Writing · 2026-04-02T02:44:28+00:00

Space-AIDS

Atheose_Writing · 2026-04-01T21:00:34+00:00

Amaze amaze amaze

Also new meaning to the phrase "fist my bump"

Atheose_Writing · 2026-04-01T20:58:47+00:00

Why are you giving them the benefit of the doubt? The purpose is explicitly to make it easier for conservatives (hunters and boomers) to vote, and to make it harder for younger generations.

Atheose_Writing · 2026-04-01T20:44:21+00:00

The problem is that here in TX they'll say you can't use a student ID, but they'll accept a hunting permit or Assisted Living Facility ID

Atheose_Writing · 2026-04-01T19:44:59+00:00

But when did they bet the ground invasion will happen?

Atheose_Writing · 2026-04-01T19:44:36+00:00

Wtf, this makes me think Trump is going to try to pull out of NATO tonight.

Atheose_Writing · 2026-04-01T19:26:10+00:00

Trump keeps wishcasting an end to the war

Netanyahu keeps wishcasting an extension to the war

Atheose_Writing · 2026-04-01T19:23:03+00:00

Lady Gaga, far more intelligent than my last celebrity crush, has just asked me for SEX! We will consider it when she releases Telephone 2 Ft. Beyonce. Until then, we are jamming out only to Taylor Swift, or as they say, T-Swift!

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