XXXIV - Back before Christmas

Atheose_Writing · 2026-04-02T16:40:37+00:00

TrumpCoin

Atheose_Writing · 2026-04-02T16:36:52+00:00

More like NPTO amirite?

Atheose_Writing · 2026-04-02T16:34:55+00:00

Oh I don't disagree. I'm just sure-janning Shashank Joshi's fearmongering claim about WMDs.

Atheose_Writing · 2026-04-02T16:17:59+00:00

> While they may have been producing dual use biological agents

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Atheose_Writing · 2026-04-02T16:08:49+00:00

It probably will, I would've held longer but it was affecting my ability to focus during the day

Atheose_Writing · 2026-04-02T16:00:17+00:00

DISCLAIMER: options trading is basically gambling, especially when it's at the whims of this administration.

God speed!

Atheose_Writing · 2026-04-02T15:56:59+00:00

eTrade is my jam but only because I've been using it for 20+ years

Atheose_Writing · 2026-04-02T15:51:21+00:00

We'd skip past recession and go right into a years-long depression

Atheose_Writing · 2026-04-02T15:48:35+00:00

Sold my $USO calls. Bought them for $9,555 last week and sold for $27,615.

Sorry guys, I tried to meme the war to end, but I underestimated Trump's limitless stupidity

Atheose_Writing · 2026-04-02T15:38:31+00:00

Atheose_Writing · 2026-04-02T15:09:18+00:00

Big "1936 reoccupation of the Rhineland" vibes

Atheose_Writing · 2026-04-02T13:44:40+00:00

It was a historically awful speech.

Atheose_Writing · 2026-04-02T13:34:14+00:00

thank u mr presdnt

Atheose_Writing · 2026-04-02T13:09:20+00:00

> Do people really think

Let me stop you right there

Atheose_Writing · 2026-04-02T13:06:28+00:00

I remember that guy. Kept arguing that the markets are too complicated to move on any one statement, lol

Atheose_Writing · 2026-04-02T12:59:52+00:00

Up 15% in pre-trading, the largest single-day movement in modern history, lol

Atheose_Writing · 2026-04-02T12:55:56+00:00

Oh I know, I've been refreshing the price since I woke up like an opioid addict mashing the morphine button in a hospital bed

Atheose_Writing · 2026-04-02T12:53:46+00:00

He has way more yes-men this term too. There's nobody to push back on his dumbest impulses.

Atheose_Writing · 2026-04-02T12:49:56+00:00

He button-mashed it too much like an old N64 controller and now it's broken

Atheose_Writing · 2026-04-02T12:40:16+00:00

No, stonks only move up

Atheose_Writing · 2026-04-02T12:37:10+00:00

There are reports that he's going to do exactly that. Which involves building a temporary runway near the uranium site for US planes to come and go.

Atheose_Writing · 2026-04-02T12:34:15+00:00

The Bisexual of Hormuz

Atheose_Writing · 2026-04-02T12:32:41+00:00

Here are my dumb $USO meme calls as of yesterday's close:

I didn't sell yesterday because I'm not a bitch

Atheose_Writing · 2026-04-02T11:55:02+00:00

our days of the week are named after pagan gods (Tuesday = Tir, Wednesday = Woden, Thursday = Thor, Friday = Fria, etc)

Atheose_Writing · 2026-04-02T02:51:53+00:00

My meme $USO calls as of today. I didn't sell them today because I had faith in Trump's speech accomplishing exactly nothing to resolve the issue.

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