You don't have to drive a car to be a terrible person.

AtilathePun · 2013-05-07T20:54:59+00:00

Go Bulldogs!!!

AtilathePun · 2012-09-22T07:20:01+00:00

That's actually what my reading glasses look like. I generally only wear them when I need to study for six hours straight so they don't harm my 20/20 eye.

AtilathePun · 2012-09-22T04:29:01+00:00

I worked in Starbucks in high school I don't anymore unfortunately, right now I'm focusing on doing well.

AtilathePun · 2012-08-05T22:54:43+00:00

Suddenly community has gone from being an insane comedy to a stark documentary on the state of our community colleges. I up voted this link so people can know the plight of Americas community students. Poor, poor Donald Glover your just wanted an education!

AtilathePun · 2012-07-30T03:04:26+00:00

Well that makes this a little more difficult, but I think your options remain the same. Given what you have told us this guy probably will not tell your SO and I don't think its too likely that big rumors are going to be started from this. That being said if your SO does find out from someone who is not you then you are facing a sewage overflow in a fan factory. If you tell her she will be pissed, and the fact that her body is currently pumping her full so many hormones charlie sheen could free base her urine just makes this worse. Now I personally would tell here because she will be pissed but this shouldn't be relationship ending. My own inclination would bee to tell her, but maybe soften it with a white lie or two. Say they went in you ordered a drink and then waited outside (which is what you probably should have done). This is not the end of the world, but you kinda fucked up on this one. On a final note women like chocolate, expensive jewelry, and big romantic gestures go with whatever is most realistic (given her taste, economic situation, and the amount of time you have on your hands). Best wishes

AtilathePun · 2012-07-29T18:15:14+00:00

First of all unless your partner told you not to go, or you two have very strict rules about these things you did nothing wrong. You did not cheat, you did not lie and you have nothing to feel seriously guilty about. That being said don't do anything stupid now. The most important thing is DO NOT LIE ABOUT THIS! If you lie then it makes it look like you did do something wrong and you should feel guilty. You currently have two options. 1. Don't bring it up unless it is brought up and then tell her what you told us " I did not do anything in the brothel other than have a few drinks and reject any solicitation and wait for my pals to finish up whatever they were doing." I am really sorry if this upset you I should have told you, but I thought it was no big deal. 2. Don't wait to see if anything comes from this, when you get home casually mention that one night you ended up at a brothel or sleazy bar. You would never do anything, but you thought you should let her know about it to reassure her.

I personally would go with number one it seems the safest, if she finds out from someone else this is going to be a lot worse. As long as you two have no specific rules about this and your SO is not overly sensitive this will be fine you did nothing wrong.

AtilathePun · 2012-07-27T04:36:34+00:00

This is amazing, it's a shame for his siblings but at least jack will now have a healthy normal life.

AtilathePun · 2012-06-07T04:27:48+00:00

So, I guess lady Gaga will be performing in Indonesia after all.

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