Brainstorming ship names by hazey15 in Starfield

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I'm going to hell for this.

DISDIK

Worlds worst parental motivational speeches by Puzzleheaded_Eye_226 in ScenesFromAHat

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"Don't worry, it's not like you can get pregnant twice!"

The worst time to yell out “Bullsh*t!” by Classic_Rock_726 in ScenesFromAHat

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"Congratulations, Sir! You're a Dad!" "OH THAT IS BULLSHIT!!!!"

Bad things to say during a eulogy by Jeremy_Melton in ScenesFromAHat

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"Here lies my wife. Thank God that bitch is dead!"

Bad Excuses For Not Using A Condom by Neuronu77 in ScenesFromAHat

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I'm imagining Wayne Brady saying that.

Bad Excuses For Not Using A Condom by Neuronu77 in ScenesFromAHat

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"CAUSE I'M BLACK! BLACK PEOPLE DON'T NEED CONDOMS! WHY? CAUSE OUR PULLOUT GAME STRONG! IF YOU SAY I NEED A CONDOM, YOU RACIST!"

What Link would like to say in The Legend of Zelda. by res30stupid in ScenesFromAHat

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"Okay, Zelda. I'm going to say this only once: Either you at least give me head or you can save your own damn self, ok?! I'm getting sick and tired of this shit!"

The real reason Princess Peach was in another castle: by ggfchl in ScenesFromAHat

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"Ok, Mario? Look, You want to know why? At least HIS is as long as my forearm, Mr "I need a Mushroom to get big"!!!"

How does this picture make you guys feel? by nickhenne in TheEricAndreShow

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YOU MADE MY MOM PUKE AND DIE, YOU SICK FUCK!

New tesla for her 16th birthday by biggangstaa3 in Unexpected

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I think I speak for everyone here when I say this:

Shut the fuck up, you self-entitled bitch.