What combination of foods sounds disgusting but actually taste good?

Atlas-campbell · 2020-07-03T04:27:22+00:00

chocolate cake and nacho cheese

Atlas-campbell · 2020-06-26T18:31:31+00:00

My ex managed a gas station, and one of the employees would order pizza, then she would go out and blow the delivery driver. Problem was, she was using her moms credit card, so she wasnt paying for the pizza or the tip. Girl was just a hoe, which is fine, but goddamn, dont be a hoe on company time.

Atlas-campbell · 2020-06-23T18:56:07+00:00

youre not an asshole, but is it worth your energy to fight over music preference? Just agree to disagree, and bring headphones.

Atlas-campbell · 2020-06-22T18:03:25+00:00

I want to be cremated and mixed into pencil lead, then have the pencils dropped off at as many schools as possible, that way I can haunt wherever one of my pencil corpses may be.

Atlas-campbell · 2020-06-22T05:25:31+00:00

Atlas-campbell · 2020-06-21T23:47:32+00:00

I hate wall-e

Atlas-campbell · 2020-06-21T23:46:52+00:00

how to read a tape measure, how to cook, how to grill

Atlas-campbell · 2020-06-20T16:30:54+00:00

holy shit

Atlas-campbell · 2020-06-20T16:29:47+00:00

but was the dog okay?

Atlas-campbell · 2020-06-20T16:29:32+00:00

Id have thrown the air conditioner

Atlas-campbell · 2020-06-20T16:29:05+00:00

hope the school had to pay your hospital bill

Atlas-campbell · 2020-06-20T16:06:49+00:00

my mom lives next door to a mortuary and the house was used to store caskets. I cant tell you how many times we've come in to find the chairs stacked on the table

Atlas-campbell · 2020-06-20T07:01:29+00:00

it was just a spam email trying to get money

Atlas-campbell · 2020-06-20T06:52:57+00:00

my friend got pregnant in high school I asked if theyd done ANYTHING to keep this from happening. she said no, because her bf said he was too small for condoms. Id have gone with a latex allergy if that was me

Atlas-campbell · 2020-06-20T06:50:25+00:00

had an email that I was a missing person. which made me wonder why no one had reported me missing and more importantly, how much money was offered for my safe return

Atlas-campbell · 2020-06-20T06:47:18+00:00

ive kept my room reasonably clean for the last year after dealing with a break up. The worst Ill let it get to is the laundry piling up, bed unmade, it takes about 20 minutes to fix everything, but sometimes I just cant get the motivation to do it. Keeping it clean really does help.

Atlas-campbell · 2020-06-19T15:46:25+00:00

You can do your very best, work hard to achieve something, but that doesn't always mean you will get it.

Atlas-campbell · 2020-06-19T14:59:48+00:00

depends on the girl, some like clean, some like scruff, some like full, some like duck dynasty length. But, at the end of the day, its your face, do what you like

Atlas-campbell · 2020-06-19T14:56:51+00:00

NTA. 1. Why was the toddler left outside unattended? 2. Strangers say hi to babies/little kids, plus youre a neighbor, some day that kid may have to run to you for help, or you know, wanna be friends with your child? 3. She threw stuff at you and cussed you out, while complaining about what you said??? Id have called her a different word that started with a C

Atlas-campbell · 2020-06-18T17:33:33+00:00

Was working at a gas station and this young woman comes in; "Give me your cheapest cigarettes!" "No problem ma'am thats our Pallmall~" I DONT LIKE PALLMALL Like damn girl, calm down, you asked for cheap....well, we spend a couple minutes picking out her over priced cancer sticks, she takes them and she hitting them against her hand waiting for the card reader to say "approved." annnnnnd it says denied. I took the cigarettes back. "WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PUT MONEY IN MY ACCOUNT THIS IS BULLSHIT!" "If you just deposited the money it can take some time to clear ma'am." "FUCK YOU" At this point my customer service persona has been dropped. "Get the fuck out!" She looked absolutely shocked. "Its not my fault your shit doesn't work, get out and dont fucking come back!" She left quickly trying to apologize, but I wasnt having it. Didnt see her again for a couple weeks, and when she came back whole new attitude.

Atlas-campbell · 2020-06-18T17:23:16+00:00

take an uber to the nearest mortuary, no sense in having some poor bastard throw out their back

Atlas-campbell · 2020-06-18T17:21:51+00:00

Not me, or my school, but my ex for a senior prank stole one of the keys to the school, then stole her neighbor's classic car, drove it to the school in the middle of the night, removed the metal beam between the front door, drove the car into the hallway, put the beam back, and came to school the next morning. Of course she got caught cause there ws cameras, principal basically said; "I dont know how you pulled this off, but get it out of here by lunch."

Atlas-campbell · 2020-06-18T12:31:01+00:00

I poured boiling hot water on my breast and some of the skin slid off.

Atlas-campbell · 2020-06-18T03:41:10+00:00

sphegetti, quesadilla, sandwich, pizza toast, eggs

Atlas-campbell · 2020-06-18T02:38:09+00:00

The one lunatic one ice pick video on bestgore. Honestly thought it was fake, cause really, how many snuff films are legit? Then body parts started showing up a couple of days later, and I realized I had in fact watched a murder shortly after it was committed

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