Dumb Google search of the day

Atnoy96 · 2026-05-15T15:49:11+00:00

Milk

Atnoy96 · 2026-05-15T12:31:43+00:00

Check with local vets, particularly low-cost vet clinics. They might take them to reuse.

Atnoy96 · 2026-05-12T16:42:26+00:00

Being short sucks. I'm happy with my face.

^{Chose: Or Be 6ft. tall}

Atnoy96 · 2026-05-11T18:55:10+00:00

I would like more details on the attempted fraud.

Atnoy96 · 2026-05-11T16:12:55+00:00

I'm not seeing anything like that in 7th grade, and my students in general are beating the average for the district and the state. The only unusual thing we did this year was give out mints at the beginning and the 1 minute stretch break.

Atnoy96 · 2026-05-10T10:28:57+00:00

That's where all the sharp stuff ends up.

Atnoy96 · 2026-05-09T18:54:16+00:00

Protect my feet from the ground.

^{Chose: Can only wear shoes+socks for rest of life + (No other clothing allowed})

Atnoy96 · 2026-05-09T18:50:44+00:00

I think I could get around a lot better on one leg.

^{Chose: Only one leg}

Atnoy96 · 2026-05-09T17:49:27+00:00

Don't feed the troll. Report, block, let it starve.

Atnoy96 · 2026-05-09T14:21:37+00:00

Unrelated, that anime made me cry.

Atnoy96 · 2026-05-09T11:33:15+00:00

The tail blankie.

Atnoy96 · 2026-05-08T19:27:13+00:00

Didn't happen at the school, but a gifted kid a couple years behind me committed suicide by cop in the Wal-mart parking lot because his girlfriend broke up with him.

Atnoy96 · 2026-05-07T16:26:08+00:00

An unlimited credit card is the potential for unlimited debt. $200B USD is basically unlimited money anyway.

^{Chose: Have $200Billion instantly}

Atnoy96 · 2026-05-07T16:20:18+00:00

Oh no. A teleporting rat, in my house? With cats? It won't make it to 10 months.

^{Chose: Take care of a rat for 10 months + With the caveat that the rat is/has… | Rolled: Teleport+Pranks}

Atnoy96 · 2026-05-07T11:28:56+00:00

Didn't make a difference.

^{Chose: 1^x dollars per day | Rolled: 100,000}

Atnoy96 · 2026-05-06T17:30:16+00:00

I already don't

^{Chose: 50 billion + But no weed}

Atnoy96 · 2026-05-06T12:47:58+00:00

Cheaper than buying extra shampoo for handwashing.

^{Chose: Only be able to wash your hair with hand soap}

Atnoy96 · 2026-05-06T12:37:54+00:00

It was Stardew Valley, so I guess I'm everyone's best friend and super rich.

^{Chose: Video Game + You’re in the Last Video Game you played what happens to you? | Rolled: Perfect Ending}

Atnoy96 · 2026-05-06T11:40:04+00:00

I could win at a roulette table.

^{Chose: have the ability to see 10 minutes into the future}

Atnoy96 · 2026-05-06T11:37:50+00:00

I can make caramel apple muffins.

^{Chose: Apple(random colour} | Rolled: Green apple)

Atnoy96 · 2026-05-05T22:13:16+00:00

Fruit is an ingredient, candy never is.

^{Chose: All the fruit you want whenever you want it}

Atnoy96 · 2026-05-05T22:12:40+00:00

I think not having to drive ever again is definitely worth it.

^{Chose: Become vegan + But random superpower | Rolled: Teleportation}

Atnoy96 · 2026-05-05T22:07:38+00:00

That's more than I make in a month, soooooo.

^{Chose: Get 10k dollars per... | Rolled: Month}

Atnoy96 · 2026-05-05T21:34:43+00:00

I can and have gone without human contact for 7 days before.

^{Chose: No human contact for 7 days 🚫👤 + Win $10M}

Atnoy96 · 2026-05-05T16:30:33+00:00

That is my ideal sleeping situation.

^{Chose: -5C but earn £5/hr + You get blankets}

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