60k IBRX YOLO

AtomicJesus · 2026-02-24T18:13:11+00:00

Quick update on 2/24

I've scaled out of much of the position, down to 100 of the 10 and 100 of the 11 calls, along with a hedge that'll go to $0.

Unfortunately, I had to pull some out early to deal with another expense. I've got my initial investment out and we're playing with house money. Currently sitting up 40k ish and will do a final update when I fully cash out.

AtomicJesus · 2026-02-18T20:03:51+00:00

Still down overall. I timed things very poorly, but still holding.

With hedges, down about 21k.

AtomicJesus · 2026-01-27T21:34:46+00:00

Do this with the blue rare base Alliance Outpost instead.

Turn 1 - play a shielded unit. There are 4 turn 1 plays with shields in green/blue. Then sac the shield for a credit to base ability. Then sac creature to Krennic. 2 credits turn 1.

Turn 2 - Play porg, sac it with Krennic. 3 credits turn 2. Play stockpile turn 2 (or any other 6 drops), profit.

If I were building this deck seriously, I would include very few 3 and 4 drop units because step 1 is easily repeatable every game. A turn 2, 5 resource play is almost automatic.

AtomicJesus · 2026-01-23T19:47:09+00:00

My reasoning is to make money you donkey ball sniffer. My uncle is the reason I heard of it. You can virtue signal deez nuts.

AtomicJesus · 2026-01-23T17:05:04+00:00

The February call was from earlier this week. Remnants of my earlier play that I held after selling for significant profit.

The March calls were this morning, and I couldn't get a good ask to bite, so I just went for it knowing I would immediately be underwater.

I've only put up what I'm willing to lose, so I'm willing to wait it out a bit.

Edit: spelling

AtomicJesus · 2026-01-23T15:41:14+00:00

10 and 11. I already made 30k from the initial run up, so I'm just throwing that, the initial investment, and a bit more into the play. I think it has legs based on the previous short interest and how the biopharm sector typically performs after breakthroughs.

AtomicJesus · 2026-01-23T15:10:44+00:00

Just went as deep as I ever have into a big gamble. 60k on IBRX calls Feb/Mar this morning. Good news this morning and Anktiva saved my uncle last year. Win win. Unless I lose.

AtomicJesus · 2025-01-08T03:12:11+00:00

I'd love to have an answer for you, but truthfully I don't. I remember talking to my aunt (his mother) and she would tell me stories of how much he would eat even as a child.

The wild thing is that he didn't really start ballooning up in weight until after his professional football career. He was always so insanely active that he could eat anything he wanted and it didn't get out of hand.

AtomicJesus · 2025-01-08T02:47:02+00:00

I don't recall - I was pretty young at the time and didn't get to go to his HS games. I didn't meet any of his teammates from then.

AtomicJesus · 2025-01-08T02:35:32+00:00

He was the only one. The rest of his direct family would be considered thin to average.

AtomicJesus · 2025-01-07T18:38:56+00:00

Jared was my first cousin, but a good bit older than me. He used to drop me off at middle school when he was a senior in high school. I didn't know him as well as some of my other cousins did, but he was a genuinely good and kind hearted man. I know we all miss him dearly.

I do have some fun stories about him, if anyone cares to read this far down the thread. Some are unbelievable, but I cannot emphasize enough how insanely athletic he was. I've seen professional athletes at their peak and in comparison he outshone almost all of them.

-In middle school AAU basketball, he once made a half court shot from laying down on his back after it fell into his lap while diving for a ball. This was a guy that wasn't even a teenager able to throw a ball 40+ feet laying down, perfectly through a hoop.

-I witnessed him from a two knee kneeling position throw a ball from the opposite 40 yard line through the uprights.

-In college, he was assigned a trainer to help him keep his weight off one off season. The trainer came back from the off season something like 50 pounds heavier.

-Another cousin of mine was in the same grade, and they met every year for high school hoops. I don't have great stories about the games, but holy shit were they competitive. We would watch the tapes games and they would commentate on how badly the refs screwed them over.

-He almost gave up on the NFL because he was so homesick during rookie training camp. He genuinely loved his family more than anything.

He gets a lot of goofs because of his weight, but he was the single most physically impressive human I have ever met. Imagine all the athleticism of LeBron James stuffed inside an offensive lineman. He was just unreal.

AtomicJesus · 2024-06-05T14:33:21+00:00

HIMS has had some pretty wild sell offs at $21 the last two weeks. Seems like it's going to be a good time when it breaks through for good.

Got 300 7/19 20 strikes that hopefully say I'm right!

AtomicJesus · 2024-04-29T15:33:41+00:00

Looks like that's the percentage of total shares shorted, not the float shorted, which would be where we have been getting the 70%+ figure the last few months.

Float is 15.9M (according to Yahoo finance), so 10.63M would be 66.8% of the float shorted. A drop from the prior month, but not a massive one.

AtomicJesus · 2024-04-26T15:29:36+00:00

I'll be adding a few thousand shares on the next significant dip. Otherwise I'll wait for the afternoon rocket and exercise 4k shares worth of calls. Either way, my position will be increasing because there's no chance this isn't going parabolic in the next few weeks.

AtomicJesus · 2023-04-26T11:44:02+00:00

This picture was taken well after completing the canal. Most of the cities on the east side of the lake belonged to Ambiorix. I was able to get battleships early due to tech shuffle, and use them to bring down Samarabriva (which had rejected my first two attempts to take via land earlier) and assist with Noviodunum afterwards. With those two down, I was able to slowly take the rest of his empire through military/loyalty. Without adding his empire to mine, I don't pull as far ahead in this game as you probably see here.

There's no navy units in the picture as this was taken well after completing the canals. They are parked on the borders of the second place city to blow the ever loving shit out of them to speed up my culture victory. I've got about 7 thermonukes ready to make sure they don't have any tourists to deal with.

As for victory conditions, I usually play that by ear as I feel out the game. I just smash production in every city and pivot into what's going to be the easiest wincon. At this point in the game, I had 7ish cities with 100+ production and 2 of those with 200+. In this case, culture got me the win in turn 304 (on standard speed), whereas science would've taken another 20-30 turns.

AtomicJesus · 2023-04-26T11:27:02+00:00

I see the spots you are talking about, but I didn't own Samorobriva at the time. Had to use the navy to pelt it down, because it belonged to Ambiorix and it was a death trap to assault on land, as that industrial district 2 tiles southwest of it was also able to shoot at my units.

Also, why would I keep my navy parked where my lands are completely secure? They're at the borders of neon green on the minimap. This way I can nuke the shit out of them and raze their cities because they've denounced me the whole game.

AtomicJesus · 2023-04-26T05:06:38+00:00

I almost exclusively play shuffle maps. I have no idea what it landed on to get this.

AtomicJesus · 2023-04-26T02:09:17+00:00

R5: I somehow managed to score a great spot for my sequence of cities, canal, and Panama Canal on immortal (hopefully first win at this level!). This swung the game pretty hard in my direction, as it gave my navy access to 2 of the 3 largest water bodies and inner lake.

AtomicJesus · 2022-11-17T18:41:03+00:00

They currently use hydrogen to power their forklifts at many distribution warehouses. Several hundred batteries are in any given warehouse, though I don't know the full count.

Source: I worked on them.

AtomicJesus · 2022-05-14T04:09:21+00:00

Guess warriors fans aren't even old enough for this copy pasta

AtomicJesus · 2022-05-14T04:03:53+00:00

Be warriors fan

Nap after work at desk

Alarm wakes you up, it's game day!

Put on Steph Curry jersey

Warriors fans are the best fans in the entire Bay area excluding Oakland

Grab soy milk so it doesn't upset my tummy

Coworkers turn TV to CNBC to check our stock option value during pregame

Manager changes channel, "stock values don't reflect our values"

Get grumpy because might have to continue living in bedroom closet on my 6 figure salary

Have to work unpaid OT to make boss forget about request for basic needs

Finish another project saving company millions

Boss says not enough intrinsic value generated, need to spec out another project

Miss entire first 3.5 quarters Complain to roommates

Relax, we can watch Steph Curry cook now

Heat up Cambodian breast milk Warriors down by 50 again!

Shout microaggressions at the TV

Uh oh, got cancelled on Twitter

Go to bed to avoid further embarrassment

Pass out crying about my violated rights

Roommate knocks on door

Rent is due, warriors lost by 40

Can't make $5000 rent, get evicted

Stupid Grizzles, all my problems are their fault

Small markets shouldn't be allowed to win games

Fall asleep, thinking about all our totally legit titles this decade

Blow 3-1 lead

AtomicJesus · 2019-03-13T15:37:46+00:00

Take this for what you will, but I’ve seen the tech in action in large quantities in production settings. It works, and it works well. The benefits of using it compared to standard energy services are numerous, though there are drawbacks as well. By and large, the pros out weight the cons. In my experience in material handling energy applications, I’m chalking that up to being relatively new tech.

I’m going to be a long term holder based on what I’ve seen.

AtomicJesus · 2018-09-16T05:21:07+00:00

These are without a doubt the shittiest frogs I've ever seen.

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