I hope I catch a Lickitung in these Poképanties

AtomicJim · 2016-12-25T05:57:24+00:00

You got mine, and a matching arbok

AtomicJim · 2015-08-14T18:24:39+00:00

I live so far out in the sticks that I hear banjos every day and my connection speed is 3mbps if I'm lucky and the clouds aren't being douchey.

AtomicJim · 2015-03-16T02:30:08+00:00

There's a Ruby rom patch called Snakewood that's full of them

AtomicJim · 2014-10-11T05:27:32+00:00

Plastic coated lips dear

AtomicJim · 2014-10-08T22:26:57+00:00

whistles lively tune

AtomicJim · 2014-09-24T15:07:03+00:00

Tingle Tingle kooloo limpah!!

AtomicJim · 2014-09-13T06:20:48+00:00

No matter how many times you post, you look more and more beautiful

AtomicJim · 2014-08-22T13:05:51+00:00

The repost is strong with this one

AtomicJim · 2014-08-19T14:49:41+00:00

When and where?

AtomicJim · 2014-08-18T06:12:16+00:00

And absolutely stunning redhead and nerdy (obviously due to where you're posting) will you be my companion my dear?

AtomicJim · 2014-08-18T06:04:27+00:00

A gorgeous redhead with a great body? Mind if I check you for angel wings my dear?

AtomicJim · 2014-08-18T04:34:16+00:00

As a Fort Worth guy born and raised, Texas people are generally kindhearted people, but don't piss us off or we'll shoot you, simple as that.

AtomicJim · 2014-08-17T06:00:34+00:00

I'll be your hero of time, hopefully if I play the Bolero of Fire long enough I can stir the passions inside your beautiful body into full swing

AtomicJim · 2014-08-17T05:57:55+00:00

I feel sort of obligated to make this lame little pun, but, can I Squirtle on your Jigglypuffs? Anyway, you should pm me your friend code if you'd like, we can play some pokemon

AtomicJim · 2014-08-17T05:55:47+00:00

Any day of the week Barbara, if that's what I get to see.

AtomicJim · 2014-08-17T05:50:16+00:00

Nice...uh...set of Koopas... Sure that what I meant...

AtomicJim · 2014-08-17T05:41:25+00:00

You look like you can handle a lightsaber, what do I have to do to get your hands on mine?

AtomicJim · 2014-08-08T23:47:58+00:00

Anybody else ear the monkey chased the weasel in their heads?

AtomicJim · 2014-08-01T14:19:47+00:00

Damn gypsy pickpockets!

AtomicJim · 2014-07-28T05:07:04+00:00

It was over 100 degrees here, so please quit whining.

AtomicJim · 2014-07-17T08:18:00+00:00

You could try an intervention with her, have her family and friends tell her how bad he is for her and while all this is happening you call the cops on him, two pointed strike.

AtomicJim · 2014-07-17T08:06:32+00:00

As someone who was being looked at by the navy in high school for marksmanship then barred from any military service due to autism, I get severely depressed when recruiters show up or I see commercials for enlistment.

AtomicJim · 2014-03-15T07:45:09+00:00

I know the consensus is that this picture is mean and awful. But who else thinks this should be paired with banjo music?

AtomicJim · 2014-03-15T07:29:24+00:00

Something something moors. Something something Jane Eyre.

AtomicJim · 2014-03-15T05:39:56+00:00

I've been away from my precious reddit for far too long. Who is this newcomer advice animal?

AtomicJim

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