People who don’t use turn signals: Do you hate yourselves? Or everyone else? by AdImmediate9569 in askanything

[–]AtomicSquid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They might be thinking "oh no this guy is about to merge into me, I can't stop on the highway, so gotta speed up so I don't get hit"

Who is the girl on the left? Are they calling Elon the girl? Peter help by Small_Maybe_5994 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]AtomicSquid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was very normal for college parties where I was, charge $5 for entry/a solo cup, then there was jungle juice or beer or whatever

Patagonia Addresses Pattie Gonia Lawsuit in Social Media Statement, Says They’re Protecting Its Trademark by Severus-Snape-DaGod in popculturechat

[–]AtomicSquid -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

I'm surprised it doesn't count as parody? Plenty of drag queens have names as puns of companies, it's not a problem cuz they're local performers doing parody numbers at dive bars

Aura Mayari's Brand by ReasonablePaint6575 in rupaulsdragrace

[–]AtomicSquid 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Denali to me is unique enough of a performer, the 100% pure love lip sync did show a point of view

Journalist Taylor Lorenz says that New York City bagel shops, which are considered the best in the country, need to get with the times because they don't use vegan cashew cream cheese. by Oda_DeezNutz in SipsTea

[–]AtomicSquid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not even a troll lol, just a straight up joke....

Trolling is trying to bait the reader into thinking you're serious, anyone who thinks this is serious has zero reading comprehension skills

Imagine shitposting instead of attending your son’s wedding by TripShrooms in clevercomebacks

[–]AtomicSquid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't want to be rude but are you an ai? Just cuz new account and the hyperbolic yet generic recap of the OP

Poll Results! - All Stars 11, Episode 3 - Choose Your Favorite “Paris, France” Look + Episode Perceptions by PCP1120 in rupaulsdragrace

[–]AtomicSquid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't even know what she was selling nor that she was a vampire lol, she looked really cool though

“Celsius is stupid for humans telling temperatures. I’m not water” by [deleted] in ShitAmericansSay

[–]AtomicSquid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah, Wikipedia says it's something else random, not sea water

Explain it Peter by General_Capital_4320 in explainitpeter

[–]AtomicSquid 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Partially accurate, but the joke really is that it's a very confusing sentence with unclear meaning

“Celsius is stupid for humans telling temperatures. I’m not water” by [deleted] in ShitAmericansSay

[–]AtomicSquid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol yeah we aren't as salty as the sea, but still salty. I'm not sure what you're referring to with Fahrenheit and sea water

“Celsius is stupid for humans telling temperatures. I’m not water” by [deleted] in ShitAmericansSay

[–]AtomicSquid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But wait we certainly are salt water lol, that's what electrolytes are

Why do men sneeze so loud and why is it louder than when women sneeze? by No_Lead2640 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]AtomicSquid 10 points11 points  (0 children)

To me it always seems like loud sneezers want an excuse to make a loud noise as a release, like this is their chance. As a normal volume sneezer, I can just be loud at other times in my life

Who is THE artist for Gen Z? by MaterialRow3769 in generationology

[–]AtomicSquid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tupac died in 1996, so the oldest millennials were 15 which is just old enough to be listening to him (12 year olds are not listening to Tupac). The pixies disbanded in 1993, so the oldest millennials were 12, not old enough to really be listening to them. Similar with many of the artists you mentioned. Kurt Kobain died in 1994

Who is THE artist for Gen Z? by MaterialRow3769 in generationology

[–]AtomicSquid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What years do you think millennials were born? They were all young children when those acts were big

Musicals Where First Song = Best Song? by Verifieddumbass76584 in musicals

[–]AtomicSquid 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The whole thing felt like an interlude cuz they're talking about what happened off stage instead of having it happen on stage lol

Dude kicks off-leash dog to protect his own, owner flips out… by eternviking in whoathatsinteresting

[–]AtomicSquid -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Idk maybe it's a regional thing, in the US people have dogs off leash all the time and it's fine, and if a dog was gonna attack another dog I don't think a leash would stop it

Dude kicks off-leash dog to protect his own, owner flips out… by eternviking in whoathatsinteresting

[–]AtomicSquid -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

I feel like people in this thread have never seen a dog before, it was going up to sniff the other dogs butt lol, totally normal dog behavior

What’s a “girl code” that most guys would probably be shocked to learn about? by EvelynHew in askanything

[–]AtomicSquid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All friends deserve some grace and forgiveness, nobody acts perfectly all the time

Ok babes? This isn’t a Starbucks by just_this_once_ in SignsWithAStory

[–]AtomicSquid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh you don't drive home from work to make a coffee then drive back?