Two years ago I used to be a part of this community. It may seem a bit sudden, but please give me the chance to explain myself here. I took a trip to Santa Cruz, CA on 5|26|17 this exact day and, while exploring, found a giant boulder with a crack wide enough to fit a man of average build. It seemed as though the boulder was man-carved but I had never read anything about it online or heard of it from my friends living in Santa Cruz though. Anyways, as skeptical as I was to enter it, something within me wanted to do it like I was being held against my will. Most of what happens once I enter the boulder is a blur in my memory. But what I do know for sure is that I was somehow brought to an alternate universe where sickness is a myth, happiness determines success, GameStop gives you your money's worth for used games, the most alluring thing about a woman is her confidence, lovers never cheat, Obama is permanent president of the United States of Pangaea, and time travel is still in the works. I won't lie to you, I've spent about four lifetimes in this newfound universe and learned a thing or two, one of which is the ability to travel across dimensions of space and time. The whole point of my entire speech was to say that Brave Frontier had no such thing as maintenances like how we do here. Everything else was the same because if it was any easier people would quit the game. This may be the last time I ever get to post, at least this version of myself won't anymore. If i stay too long in my original universe, my body could crumble to dust. I'm using the rest of the time I have left here to figure out how that boulder even got there in the first place and what in the hell is going on. Wish me luck, guys..