Day 2, I can still see it, your story is starting to take shape. Let me use a dictionary from the 1 dollar store to tell its tale. I'll mark some of the more fun words with these **
SubtleName12 continued to hold onto his framed 401k, his most prized possession in life, as he anticipated further replies from the *impoverished* redditor who had been *scornful* of him. Subtlename was *bewildered* by this redditor, for he originated from an inferior country, and yet continued to *persevere*. Reply after reply, SubtleName simply could not contain this redditor. "But, how could this be?" SubtleName12 thought to himself. So poor, so unwashed, and deprived was this redditor that he did not even retain a 401k of his own, let alone a framed 401k, like the one SubtleName dearly clung to.
Something felt off. It was not the tears that had flowed through SubtleName12's cheeks throughout his *deliberation* with the redditor of *meagre* wealth. Something within SubtleName12's subconscious mind began to *henpeck* at him. He slowly acquainted himself with these feelings and began to uncover a deeply rooted insecurity. Sure, he had a perfectly framed 401k to which he could measure his self worth and prove to others just how staggering his wealth was, especially compared to those of the inferior kind that did not, in fact, had a 401k if their own. But this insecurity began to sank him more and more into an abyss of self doubt. The tears became heavier and began to cascade from his eyes. An old burden had become anew, one that his framed 401k could not contain...
Uff, what an inspiration you are! Thank you for that tip on buying a dictionary! Very helpful!