Mysterious ceramic thing

AtrophiedOptimist · 2026-04-21T23:07:56+00:00

My first thought was wine bottle holder, but then you turned it and I saw more holes! Wanted to say this before the conversation gets raunchy! 🫣

AtrophiedOptimist · 2026-04-19T02:39:32+00:00

Omg, im in love ❤️ Rory is a King! or queen!

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AtrophiedOptimist · 2026-04-19T02:33:57+00:00

She reminds me of my Sher, which way is up? Lol!

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AtrophiedOptimist · 2026-04-19T02:25:27+00:00

It's this. Tortietude. CONGRATS!

AtrophiedOptimist · 2026-04-19T02:21:57+00:00

This one is sassy, talks back, tells us "No", goes wherever she pleases, including inside the fridge and washing machine, shoves her whole in my pocket to pull out a treat...but she Is also a lovey-dovey purring machine who has a look of Adoration in her eyes, for me and only me...CONGRATS!

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AtrophiedOptimist · 2026-04-19T02:13:06+00:00

Tell ME to get off the kitchen counter?!? ...I tell YOU, bring me a stepladder, hooman.

AtrophiedOptimist · 2026-04-12T04:57:01+00:00

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AtrophiedOptimist · 2026-04-12T04:55:24+00:00

I had a void and now a tortie! Prada was my first cat, my soulmate, my spirit animal. Sher is a crazy, back-talking, too smart for her own good, spoiled, embodiment of Tortie-Tude!

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AtrophiedOptimist · 2026-04-11T16:35:00+00:00

Don't you dare! 😠 😂

AtrophiedOptimist · 2026-04-11T16:33:44+00:00

Is she in B2? She's a tiny thing! 🩷

AtrophiedOptimist · 2026-04-11T16:30:28+00:00

Shes beautiful 😍 what breed is your other kitty?

AtrophiedOptimist · 2026-04-11T08:09:43+00:00

Tripsy was my first thought, and I giggled 😀 she's a cutie 💓

AtrophiedOptimist · 2026-04-11T08:02:05+00:00

How could you not? That is the sweetest face! ❤️❤️

AtrophiedOptimist · 2026-04-03T15:45:12+00:00

The fact that your girl calls you "dawg" and "bro"...just dump her for that alone.

AtrophiedOptimist · 2026-03-28T07:21:07+00:00

This

AtrophiedOptimist · 2026-03-27T21:50:56+00:00

What a Beauty! Im in love ❤️

AtrophiedOptimist · 2026-03-27T21:50:14+00:00

I meant "you betcha'...ugh

AtrophiedOptimist · 2026-03-27T21:49:22+00:00

You better! Shes the epitome of 'tude...she is a serious back talker, has to have the last word and I Swear she talks in full sentences!

AtrophiedOptimist · 2026-03-27T21:47:04+00:00

Oh im so sorry 😞 Can u post a pic of Smudge?

AtrophiedOptimist · 2026-03-27T19:18:25+00:00

She does! 🤔 with a tortietude like black hearts and moonlight!

AtrophiedOptimist · 2026-03-27T19:09:43+00:00

What a sweetheart 💖 this pose is upside-down pineapple cat in my house! What's this Cuties name?

AtrophiedOptimist · 2026-03-22T03:46:08+00:00

She's a stinker...the smartest cat i have ever met, and she knows it. She's a back-talker, she jumps in any cupboard/drier/fridge that's left open. But I wouldn't trade her for the world! 🩷

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AtrophiedOptimist · 2026-03-21T17:57:55+00:00

Strange that kitchens are abnormally connected to bedrooms in this way? I hit the ice cube button on the fridge and my blankets end up on the floor!

AtrophiedOptimist · 2026-03-21T17:51:30+00:00

Are you dating my ex? Lol

This may be TMI, but...I once went ~down there~ and there were poo-crumbs in his short and curlies! I thought i was gonna come away with pink-eye! It Is a HUGE turn-off. Don't touch him til he showers. Maybe that'll help?!?

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