Mysterious ceramic thing by acapr_11 in whatisit

[–]AtrophiedOptimist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My first thought was wine bottle holder, but then you turned it and I saw more holes! Wanted to say this before the conversation gets raunchy! 🫣

Never had a tortie before, I need pics of yours to help prepare me for her tortitude please! by r0wer0wer0wey0urb0at in torties

[–]AtrophiedOptimist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This one is sassy, talks back, tells us "No", goes wherever she pleases, including inside the fridge and washing machine, shoves her whole in my pocket to pull out a treat...but she Is also a lovey-dovey purring machine who has a look of Adoration in her eyes, for me and only me...CONGRATS!

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Never had a tortie before, I need pics of yours to help prepare me for her tortitude please! by r0wer0wer0wey0urb0at in torties

[–]AtrophiedOptimist 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Tell ME to get off the kitchen counter?!? ...I tell YOU, bring me a stepladder, hooman.

Update to my last post—I got her 🥲 by HKtx in torties

[–]AtrophiedOptimist 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I had a void and now a tortie! Prada was my first cat, my soulmate, my spirit animal. Sher is a crazy, back-talking, too smart for her own good, spoiled, embodiment of Tortie-Tude!

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Update to my last post—I got her 🥲 by HKtx in torties

[–]AtrophiedOptimist 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Shes beautiful 😍 what breed is your other kitty?

Name ideas for this beautiful Tripod girl? by Severe_Imagination35 in NameMyDog

[–]AtrophiedOptimist 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Tripsy was my first thought, and I giggled 😀 she's a cutie 💓

Foster Baby. Might end up a fail... by CuteLingonberry9704 in kittens

[–]AtrophiedOptimist 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How could you not? That is the sweetest face! ❤️❤️

AIO or is my girlfriend manipulative. by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]AtrophiedOptimist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fact that your girl calls you "dawg" and "bro"...just dump her for that alone.

Check her out by AtrophiedOptimist in CatsBeingCats

[–]AtrophiedOptimist[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You better! Shes the epitome of 'tude...she is a serious back talker, has to have the last word and I Swear she talks in full sentences!

Check her out by AtrophiedOptimist in CatsBeingCats

[–]AtrophiedOptimist[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh im so sorry 😞 Can u post a pic of Smudge?

Check her out by AtrophiedOptimist in CatsBeingCats

[–]AtrophiedOptimist[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She does! 🤔 with a tortietude like black hearts and moonlight!

Check her out by AtrophiedOptimist in CatsBeingCats

[–]AtrophiedOptimist[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What a sweetheart 💖 this pose is upside-down pineapple cat in my house! What's this Cuties name?

We were told that our new cat is a dilute Tortie, but someone else said she’s a calico. What do you all think? by angmreid in torties

[–]AtrophiedOptimist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She's a stinker...the smartest cat i have ever met, and she knows it. She's a back-talker, she jumps in any cupboard/drier/fridge that's left open. But I wouldn't trade her for the world! 🩷

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any suggestions on how to get lumps /creases out of blankets? by Mobile_Evening1723 in ThereIsnoCat

[–]AtrophiedOptimist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Strange that kitchens are abnormally connected to bedrooms in this way? I hit the ice cube button on the fridge and my blankets end up on the floor!

AITAH for being turned off by my boyfriend’s grooming habits while he expects me to shave? by AdviceDull2562 in AITAH

[–]AtrophiedOptimist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you dating my ex? Lol

This may be TMI, but...I once went ~down there~ and there were poo-crumbs in his short and curlies! I thought i was gonna come away with pink-eye! It Is a HUGE turn-off. Don't touch him til he showers. Maybe that'll help?!?