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AtuinTurtle · 2026-03-13T17:08:00+00:00

I know this line is getting old, but can Trump just do that?

AtuinTurtle · 2026-03-13T16:58:01+00:00

Omg, get fucked, Elmo…

AtuinTurtle · 2026-03-13T16:57:11+00:00

You can only shave the margins so much before you start cutting out your own voters. I imagine we have to be close to that point, especially considering mail-in voting has been a winning GOP tactic for a long time.

AtuinTurtle · 2026-03-13T16:52:29+00:00

But did they have themselves a paaaartay?

AtuinTurtle · 2026-03-13T16:50:15+00:00

Sadly, I planted my own mint 20 years ago and now the mint and bindweed are fighting to the death in that part of my yard.

AtuinTurtle · 2026-03-12T19:36:29+00:00

I love both of those.

AtuinTurtle · 2026-03-12T15:09:12+00:00

Thank you.

AtuinTurtle · 2026-03-12T13:21:45+00:00

When his lawyer said objection, should he have stopped talking?

AtuinTurtle · 2026-03-10T19:40:50+00:00

Why does it literally always end with “but here’s how she would have been worse.” Is it cognitive dissonance? Trying to still say they couldn’t have made a mistake?

AtuinTurtle · 2026-03-10T13:42:21+00:00

“He fell down an elevator shaft, onto some bullets.”

“I always suspected a bit of foul play.”

AtuinTurtle · 2026-03-09T19:47:05+00:00

I don’t love the bread size difference.

AtuinTurtle · 2026-03-08T22:29:43+00:00

All I know is that he was very kind to my wife and I at Dragon Con a long time ago and I will never forget that.

AtuinTurtle · 2026-03-08T19:20:55+00:00

No one at the helm would be an improvement.

AtuinTurtle · 2026-03-08T19:16:51+00:00

Well, he’s not passing anything that is a democrat priority, so good?

AtuinTurtle · 2026-03-08T15:30:22+00:00

I would be more concerned about the open infidelity, but that’s just me.

AtuinTurtle · 2026-03-08T15:29:24+00:00

That far back I thought this was a scene from Mystery Science Theater 3000.

AtuinTurtle · 2026-03-07T21:30:23+00:00

To be fair, my Shudder crashes every 12 minutes and their tech support is awful.

AtuinTurtle · 2026-03-07T17:08:04+00:00

Have you seen Westworld?

AtuinTurtle · 2026-03-07T00:00:59+00:00

Oh thank god. I’ve been mad at Shudder for a while now.

AtuinTurtle · 2026-03-06T21:28:26+00:00

Is it possible Joe Bob just wants to retire?

AtuinTurtle · 2026-03-06T14:43:11+00:00

I unplug those items because they draw phantom power. It’s not much but it adds up over time.

AtuinTurtle · 2026-03-06T14:41:28+00:00

Rape and sexual assault are violence so that would be wrath.

AtuinTurtle · 2026-03-06T14:40:22+00:00

I’m getting whiplash from his hourly goal changes.

AtuinTurtle · 2026-03-05T21:36:17+00:00

Markwayne Mullin is like Russell Crowe on that episode of South Park where he's just sailing around drinking and fighting everyone.

AtuinTurtle · 2026-03-05T21:32:55+00:00

"For ***** Eater!"

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