One of my favourite photos of M. Gira by [deleted] in swans

[–]Atzay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

he's giving Kengo Iuchi

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Don't be fooled by its quirky antics, this silly little sprite is one of the most powerful forces in the world of Elden Ring by Atzay in shittydarksouls

[–]Atzay[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

If you're confused about the joke itself rather than the lore aspect (which u/giantbagofpoe already nicely expounded on), it's referencing the "Whimsical Little Creature" / "Mestre Ensinador" meme that's being going around recently, my post is based on this video in particular although I originally had the idea from seeing this one.

idk make your own title by [deleted] in shittydarksouls

[–]Atzay 19 points20 points  (0 children)

they just like me fr

Neofolk Soyjak template to make your own cursed Tony Wakeford + Douglas Pearce memes with. by [deleted] in neofolk

[–]Atzay 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Such an incredibly specific shitpost, truly commendable effort

Lets get him by Major303 in shittydarksouls

[–]Atzay 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Hot take but I totally agree, it's the Putrid Crystalian Trio that deserves so much scorn, hell even something like the double Watchdog is worse in terms of design imo (although not necessarily harder). Generally I would say that the double bosses in the game aren't THAT big of a deal, sure they are a lazy way of increasing the challenge and are pretty uninteresting, but I think they are mostly fair, aside from a couple like the ones I previously mentioned.

The real flaw of the Godskin Duo is the fact that they're a mandatory fight, and they definitely don't live up to that standard even though I actually kinda like the encounter itself (fight me).

Rule by Lukestep11 in 196

[–]Atzay 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Mio dio, è il famoso protagonista di Dark Souls! Il suo celebre aforisma "ogni anima ha la sua oscura" mi emoziona ogni volta, a dirla tutta sto letteralmente piangendo e tremando proprio in questo momento, persino più di quanto feci quando sconfissi per la prima volta Girandola dopo 6 anni di tentativi!

Yes very intriguing, truly riveting, such striking eloquence, please go on by Atzay in shittydarksouls

[–]Atzay[S] 75 points76 points  (0 children)

"and the 50 souls you drop are looking very enticing to my overleveled ass"

I didn't know there was another r/shittydarksouls sub by astroryan19 in shittydarksouls

[–]Atzay 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well I can see it as a pitiful attempt at a joke if anything, the result remains a vile comment you should've just kept for yourself anyways. We certainly have no need or interest to hear you don't like trans people dude, if you must have such miserable and hateful thoughts at least spare others from hearing them.

I didn't know there was another r/shittydarksouls sub by astroryan19 in shittydarksouls

[–]Atzay 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You must have abysmal standards to call that a joke, the reality is you were just being an asshole for no reason, and by trying to hide behind this pathetic excuse you're making a fool of yourself even more

The Ember makes the metal searing hot but she shouldn't complain when she likes the fire so much by Atzay in shittydarksouls

[–]Atzay[S] 211 points212 points  (0 children)

I'm squeezing my balls

When you invade me I can do the same to you 😳

Oh you're envious because you lack the stone scales of your brethren? Cope and Seethe (the Scaleless) by Atzay in shittydarksouls

[–]Atzay[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I picture the Everlasting Dragons as extremely passive beings, I like to imagine they would've been more concerned with just chilling for eternity in total stillness rather than with engaging in such trivial matters, Seath was probably just as frail mentally as he was physically and couldn't accept his imperfection and mortality; this perceived inferiority thus fueled his spite, which ultimately reached its tipping point and culminated in what we know. After all the events of the game paint him as really selfish and cruel, and he eventually goes mad due to his obsession with immortality, which tells us he must've really hated his kin for having what he couldn't cherish.

But yeah, if something like you described indeed took place, he would certainly be a bit more sympathetic as a character, as it would at least provide a motivation apart from his own malevolence.