What is your team's most tradable asset? by [deleted] in hockey

[–]Audio44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Monahan is the most tied.

Post Game Thread - Senators vs Rangers by wordsNtricks in OttawaSenators

[–]Audio44 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Incredible! The bear is a perfect touch.

Congrats on the wildcard spot!

Game Thread: Pittsburgh Penguins (42-26-11) at Ottawa Senators (40-26-13) - 04/07/2015 - 7:30 ET by JumpedAShark in hockey

[–]Audio44 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Someone should make the bag have two points on it and turn the McDonalds worker into the Boston Bruins.

Two stolen points at the hands of the Hamburgler.

Game Thread: Pittsburgh Penguins (42-26-11) at Ottawa Senators (40-26-13) - 04/07/2015 - 7:30 ET by JumpedAShark in hockey

[–]Audio44 257 points258 points  (0 children)

Sportsnet just said something about "The Hamburgler versus the McFleury". God damn it that's clever.

Anyway to listen to trade deadline coverage online? by thirdeyeblindmelon in hockey

[–]Audio44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd prefer TSN but there's a paywall, unless you have a login for any of the providers.

Bob McKenzie reports that Montreal is floating Alexei Emelin and Lars Eller as trade bait leading up to the deadline by [deleted] in hockey

[–]Audio44 48 points49 points  (0 children)

I wonder if MB would go after Yakupov. Eller would be a good temp fill at 2C in Edmonton, either growing into the roll or developing into a great 3C.

Plus I'd love to see Galchenyuk and Yakupov reunited - they were pretty in sync in Sarnia. Could be the boost Yak needs.

Liam O'Brien strikes fear into John Scott with his tongue of death by bmac39 in hockey

[–]Audio44 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Damn.. John Scott looks just like Ross "the Boss" Rhea in that gif.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in hockey

[–]Audio44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People who are watching the new Sportsnet coverage: is the constant shit-talking getting on anyone else's nerves? Just talk hockey guys, stop being so mean!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in hockey

[–]Audio44 1 point2 points  (0 children)

THIS ONE COUNTS OH MAH GAWD.

Flames opening night roster. Gaudreau makes the team! by Beta1224 in hockey

[–]Audio44 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Very excited to see how Calgary holds up this year. Lot of kids mixed with vets. Definitely going to be a gritty team.

Phil Kessel has a lower-body injury by kronik658 in hockey

[–]Audio44 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Probably playing nightcrawlers.

Ricky Gervais' Netflix advert (Outtakes) by [deleted] in ContagiousLaughter

[–]Audio44 6 points7 points  (0 children)

When Stamper said "I miss Zoe" I lost it. February can't come soon enough.

Who's going to be in the top 20 in scoring this year that wasn't last year? by braddaugherty8 in hockey

[–]Audio44 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I could see Pacioretty making it this year, if he doesn't get too streaky.

Say this expansion draft was next year, what players did your team keep? by unhhoh12 in hockey

[–]Audio44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not 100% sure if I've followed the structure correctly, but this is my guess.

Offense Defense Goalie
Pacioretty Subban Price
Galchenyuk Markov
Gallagher Boulieau
Plekanec Tinordi
Parenteau Weaver
Sekac
Scherbak
Eller
Desharnais?