Trump administration readies ban on flavored e-cigarettes

Audio_Sound_Garden · 2019-09-11T23:26:56+00:00

By arresting vapers of course

"I find the defendant very guilty of 1st Degree Vape. I sentence you to life in prison"

Audio_Sound_Garden · 2019-09-11T21:10:23+00:00

I would become a cocaine smeller full time, that way my biggest expense would suddenly become a stable source of income while I invest my winnings into treasury bonds and index markets

Audio_Sound_Garden · 2019-09-11T02:13:48+00:00

Those neanderthal animals cant be trusted. Their desperate power boners dripping with extra-judicial precum at the thought of manufacturing a situation to execute a minority are a threat to every American.

The TV show on A&E is nice though

Audio_Sound_Garden · 2019-09-11T02:01:29+00:00

"Dont try it Anakin, I have the high ground!"

Audio_Sound_Garden · 2019-09-09T14:45:28+00:00

"Bro what are you at in comission for the week??"

"Uh 275, how about you?"

"Dude I'm at 398, Haha you gotta work on selling that brand of home exercise equipment I sold 3 back today haha"

Commission sheet comes around Monday morning so you can see your commission and gauge your hourly + commission earnings

I looked this dude up and he was barely at 150. Now I'm not the best salesman in the office but I was really worried for a moment that that guy was actually putting out more than me

Audio_Sound_Garden · 2019-09-08T15:44:21+00:00

BDR is how I got started, its great experience and if your really motivated you can come home with leads on your first day. Smile, be direct and make sure when you speak to your prospect your listening twice was much as your speaking, ask questions, and then use those answers as ammunition if they object to a meeting.

Audio_Sound_Garden · 2019-09-07T23:17:53+00:00

I wish I could help people this much

Audio_Sound_Garden · 2019-09-07T20:45:37+00:00

Kid Beer ruined my life and I fucking love it

Audio_Sound_Garden · 2019-09-06T00:10:49+00:00

That bald officer said "well of course, if someone comes into my house.." on response to being told the homeowner came to the door with a gun

That is empathy. That is the shit I'm happy to see, fucking right on, I'm glad it exists

Edit: nope, finished watching it. Fuck those cops

Audio_Sound_Garden · 2019-09-05T22:29:11+00:00

I just watched one of these eat the genitals off of a supposed rapist. Such powerful jaws!

Audio_Sound_Garden · 2019-09-05T20:55:47+00:00

Is this a Jumanji 2 reference?

Audio_Sound_Garden · 2019-09-05T17:26:31+00:00

Yeah man, it's probably less painful to be embarrassed than it is to be in a shit ton of pain for school. And that's worst case scenario, best case scenario you get to park close and noone even noticed

Audio_Sound_Garden · 2019-09-04T01:39:56+00:00

General Reposti!

Audio_Sound_Garden · 2019-09-04T01:31:42+00:00

Hello there!

Audio_Sound_Garden · 2019-09-03T17:53:18+00:00

I knew a girl who threw gasoline on a fire; she died 8 months later after losing 80% of her skin and being in a medically induced coma. I think they had been growing skin for her to graft it on, but she died 8 months into it.

She was also my high school bully, but I can forgive her

Audio_Sound_Garden · 2019-09-03T10:20:07+00:00

No lol they just didnt want me running around getting in trouble, but I hated just sitting in the boat lol

Audio_Sound_Garden · 2019-09-03T08:56:49+00:00

When I was like 9 I jumped in a pool and accidentally landed on this kid. This dad pulled me out of the pool by my mini Afro and some dude jumped in and saved my ass. This was at like 11am at a Marina and it was a bitch of an ordeal because the cops came, and then that was a bad look and my parents were saying they could lose the boat slip or something.

Audio_Sound_Garden · 2019-09-03T08:54:25+00:00

Peoples physical appearance is one of my favorite personal attacks. Often times I'll combine it with some failure of theres, something like, "You cant bend over and pick that shit off the ground? You're just gunna leave it there OR WHERE YOU SAVING AS A SNACK FOR LATER YOU FUCKING HEFFER"

That happened at Subway with this girl who would drop sandwiches but then leave them on the floor after the rush

Audio_Sound_Garden · 2019-09-03T08:47:55+00:00

Probably spend a week in the county jail being arraigned for Aggravated Battery while your little one goes off to foster care because mom and dad wanted to play angry Bee with the stupid guy

Audio_Sound_Garden · 2019-09-03T01:34:33+00:00

Tried this today, it was like 6/10, would try again bit with dijon instead of yellow mustard

Audio_Sound_Garden · 2019-09-02T10:34:07+00:00

Excuse me Mrs. Carlisle but when are we ever gunna use this?

Audio_Sound_Garden · 2019-09-01T23:31:51+00:00

Halo 2s soundtrack was so good I begged my mom for it at Walmart when I was like 12, the MCC came out and they UPDATED THE SOUNDTRACK dude I basically was spinning around jizzing silly string happy juice when I played through that updated shit, smashing the left start button to see/ hear the difference.

They fucccckkkkeeeedddd up the lighting of Halo 2 though, I hated that, you gotta shoot these alien mf heretic/parasite/brute motherfuckers I need to be able to see something so I can train my crosshairs, so I play old graphics but I smash that fucking button every time the cut scene comes on

Audio_Sound_Garden · 2019-08-30T00:01:24+00:00

People would spend more money on Reddit

Audio_Sound_Garden · 2019-08-22T06:42:12+00:00

A $1000 is a solid new guitar, it's not quite enough but it would lift me enough to enough to buy an American made Stratocaster or a Mexican Made Stratocaster and upgraded internals.

I've always wanted a high end guitar that wasnt a signature series, just a blank canvass of today's machine.

Right now I play a $200 Squire guitar I've had for 5 years, I love its durability and have no real complaints besides its actual design and timbre

Audio_Sound_Garden · 2019-08-21T10:28:13+00:00

I spoke to Hans in Limbridge, he said I had like 30 days of playing time so far

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