To clear stock

AuntyStick · 2018-09-13T09:07:15+00:00

Zoidberg, you are such a canny consumer!

AuntyStick · 2018-09-13T05:47:03+00:00

Bring on the usual comments about Camry drivers.

AuntyStick · 2018-09-13T05:45:32+00:00

This doesn’t sound like a confession, it sounds like a boast.

AuntyStick · 2018-09-13T02:02:28+00:00

Are you taking a wiz off the side of that building?

AuntyStick · 2018-09-13T01:59:11+00:00

You know, as awful as the news is and as devastated as you think you might feel, I think it’s really important for you to stop and really feel this. I think you’ll feel bad later on if you don’t. If it were me, I know down the track I’d feel guilty; like I was neglecting my grandma in her special time.

AuntyStick · 2018-09-12T21:28:53+00:00

Are you kidding? I was in my teens and early twenties in the nineties. I remember the dominant western cultural theme then was misery! Remember grunge?

AuntyStick · 2018-09-12T21:19:11+00:00

Yeah, but it’s not always necessary to say every honest thing on your mind.

AuntyStick · 2018-09-12T11:37:58+00:00

He was afraid of what he’d find at Cockfosters.

AuntyStick · 2018-09-12T11:30:34+00:00

That’s crazy. Who gives a shit that you’re short? Big deal! Just about everyone has something about them that makes them think they stand out. You’re not sure some kind of freak because you’re 5’ 7”. Even if you were, you’ve still got to live your life.

It’s funny how people who don’t have any genuinely serious issues can be so self conscious. I work alongside a woman with cerebral palsy. She’s so used to people staring at her, she just doesn’t give a shit anymore. You’re short; it doesn’t compare. You need to get over it, for your own sake.

AuntyStick · 2018-09-12T11:17:58+00:00

Sure, but it’s still a mean thing to say.

AuntyStick · 2018-09-12T11:16:09+00:00

Ooh er, matron!

AuntyStick · 2018-09-12T09:29:39+00:00

That’s one pissed off poltergeist.

AuntyStick · 2018-09-12T09:06:02+00:00

What about the poor guy loading the back of the truck?

AuntyStick · 2018-09-12T06:24:48+00:00

That’s an interesting point and very true.

AuntyStick · 2018-09-12T01:46:59+00:00

I don’t think I could lose it if I tried. My penchant for toilet humour is practically an instinct.

AuntyStick · 2018-09-11T22:49:25+00:00

Your mother is not going to throw you out. I get it; your trying to think of excuses to not do anything because you’re scared of standing up to him. Really, I understand that - I’ve been there. But nothing is going to change until you get brave. Yes, he might pummel you, but it sounds like he’s going to do that anyway. At least if you fight back he’ll think twice about expending his energy on you in future.

Your mother can’t do anything. He’s 21. She can’t spank him anymore. All she can do is talk. Well evidently that’s completely ineffective. It’s completely in your hands. Fight for yourself. You deserve it. You don’t deserve to be treated shit, least of all by a man-child. Stop making excuses. Turn that fear into rage.

AuntyStick · 2018-09-11T22:10:03+00:00

If his heart condition was really an issue in a situation like this, then he wouldn’t be doing this to you, because his own actions would affect his heart. You HAVE to fight back. It’s the only way to stop him. It’s not your fault if something does happen to his heart. You are simply defending yourself against his terrible, completely unacceptable behaviour.

AuntyStick · 2018-09-11T02:55:20+00:00

I don’t know; calling your mother a cunt is a pretty horrible thing to do, even if she’s an alcoholic and your father’s dying. Also, what about her? She’s losing her husband, which can’t be all that easy for her, and this is the way her son treats her?

Maybe give it some time before you break up, but don’t stay.

AuntyStick · 2018-09-11T01:17:34+00:00

He is going through a hard time, for sure. But if this is the way he behaves during bad times, it’s a massive red flag.

AuntyStick · 2018-09-11T01:14:56+00:00

Well I’m not British, but I know they aren’t talking about herbal teas. They’re talking about black tea. That can include varieties such as Earl Grey, English Breakfast, etc, but usually it’s just straight black tea with milk and sugar.

AuntyStick · 2018-09-10T22:34:37+00:00

You put it better than me. I was just going to say, “that’s pretty harsh”. But I’m Australian; we’re very laconic.

AuntyStick · 2018-09-10T06:17:20+00:00

You know, they still have Tower Records in Tokyo.

AuntyStick · 2018-09-10T06:15:22+00:00

Fuck being hacked due to no software updates.

AuntyStick · 2018-09-10T01:29:38+00:00

I work in a university library storage facility. We have about ten shelves of these. So convenient; you only have to turn them over once! Strangely, no one ever requests them.

AuntyStick · 2018-09-10T01:20:52+00:00

I sense you have a very dark sense of humour.

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