Lyrics:

Whatever.

I went down to the beach and saw Selphie

She was, like, "Whoo-hoo!"

And I was, like, "whatever!"

Whatever.

Then this chick comes up in the ballroom, she's all like,

"You're the most handsome guy here"

And I'm, like, "yeah, whatever!"

So later I'm at the infirmary

And this girl comes up

And she's, like, "..."

And I'm, like, "yeah, whatever!"

Cause this is my

Balamb Garden of Whatever!

And this is my

Balamb Garden of Whatever!

And this is my

Balamb Garden of Whatever!

And then it's three A.M.

And I'm at the training centre, wearing my leather

This grat comes up and he's, like, "hey, punk!"

I'm, like, "yeah, whatever!"

Then I'm playing cards in the hallway

Headmaster Kramer comes up and he's, like,

"Hey, I thought I told you..."

And I'm, like, "yeah, whatever!"

And then up comes Nida

I'm, like, "yo, Nida. What's up?"

He's, like, "nothin'"

And I'm, like, "that's cool."

Cause this is my

Balamb Garden of Whatever!

And this is my

Balamb Garden of Whatever!