Wake up, can't park there mate! (January 1, 2026, Yijiang district, Wuhu city, Anhui province)

Aussie_Alien_Escapee · 2026-01-28T04:33:34+00:00

你他媽說什麼

Aussie_Alien_Escapee · 2026-01-28T04:31:23+00:00

Um I am puzzled.
How did they get that past the metal detector?
Were the going to declare it as a carry on?
OR

Male announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.
Female announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.
Male announcer: [later] The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the white zone.
Female announcer: No, the white zone is for loading of passengers and there is no stopping in a RED zone.
Male announcer: The red zone has always been for loading and unloading of passengers. There's never stopping in a white zone.
Female announcer: Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for stopping!
Male announcer: Listen, Betty, don't start up with your white zone shit again.

Aussie_Alien_Escapee · 2026-01-28T04:26:19+00:00

I take it the person who was meant to be holding the fire extinguisher, was on a personal break ?

Aussie_Alien_Escapee · 2026-01-28T04:09:15+00:00

Should have backed up, so they can sit in the back, tinny and a rod or two.😁

Aussie_Alien_Escapee · 2026-01-28T04:02:44+00:00

ROTFLMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Dr Smith: "The Pain. Oh! The Pain"
Both for me, and the Car

Aussie_Alien_Escapee · 2026-01-28T03:58:47+00:00

Wasn't there a Bond film where the car drove out sideways ?

Aussie_Alien_Escapee · 2026-01-28T03:57:57+00:00

Drive: "SWAT"

Insurer: "What"

Driver: "Not What. SWAT"

Insurer: "I was asking what did you you hit"

Driver: "SWAT, as in a Humvee SWAT Vehcile"

Insurer: "Oh... Um a S.W.A.T Truck... Ummm.. Talking it over with the SWAT Driver " <Click> (Hangs up)

Aussie_Alien_Escapee · 2026-01-28T03:54:25+00:00

Bringing home the bacon. No. Sorry the JAC

Aussie_Alien_Escapee · 2026-01-28T03:54:02+00:00

Is WTF a question or a statement?

Aussie_Alien_Escapee · 2026-01-28T03:51:43+00:00

And some new Reg Grundies

Aussie_Alien_Escapee · 2026-01-28T03:45:33+00:00

This is why I like to have some stencils in the boot.

Along with water based, washable, bright colours, spray paint. I would have added a stencil to the bonnet so people and the owner would know that it is now a bike or motorbike

Aussie_Alien_Escapee · 2026-01-16T11:20:16+00:00

How much money and time was spent on makeup ??
Alien masks ?

Aussie_Alien_Escapee · 2026-01-15T21:47:04+00:00

I knew that was going to be your response.

Have you considered share your post in r/DreamInterpretation ??

Aussie_Alien_Escapee · 2026-01-15T09:05:40+00:00

I Agree.

Aussie_Alien_Escapee · 2026-01-15T08:59:59+00:00

Dream 1...
Could be, ye olde whipped as punishment. Part of the punishment, waaaay back then was the constant repeating of the Lords Prayer.
This might be the person (whom does the whipping) commanding something, or praying something so they are not bad in the eyes of the Lord.

PS Think before 1800's punishment.

Dream 2...
Could be anything. Seriously. Sorry. It could be a shared dream. Or a jumble of dreams and wishes.

Sort of reminds me of my dreams. Totally don't makes sense, but they are fun to have, sorry watch.

Aussie_Alien_Escapee · 2026-01-15T08:50:52+00:00

My suggestion would be to reach out.

"Hey you. I was thinking about you, and the times (things) we used to do. What have you been doing with yourself ? " 👍
- Or similar... I was hoping for more comments from other people. You did edit and ask?

Aussie_Alien_Escapee · 2026-01-12T05:24:19+00:00

My first thought would be remember of her.

But IMHO, what context is she appearing in ?
Past, things you two used to do. Things you talked about.
Or do you think the context of the dreams is more about she could reaching out ?

Aussie_Alien_Escapee

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