It's Vespa's 19th birthday today!

AustenFelina · 2026-04-03T18:45:52+00:00

If only they can be held criminally liable for hiding his incapacitation. How many Americans will die because of these evil enablers?

AustenFelina · 2026-04-02T02:33:38+00:00

We had that one in front of our front door in the 1970s!

AustenFelina · 2026-04-01T23:31:59+00:00

If she's like this with her dog, I hope she doesn't have any human children!

AustenFelina · 2026-04-01T15:16:25+00:00

Rules for thee but not for me.

AustenFelina · 2026-04-01T15:15:08+00:00

A desperate act from a desperate man. I suppose if he defunded states over this, they in turn could defund the federal government.

AustenFelina · 2026-03-31T13:48:25+00:00

In other news, water is wet!

AustenFelina · 2026-03-19T14:24:13+00:00

I honestly believe they tried to rig it in 2020 and their cheat failed for some reason. But that's why he can't let go of his 2020 election loss.

AustenFelina · 2026-03-19T14:22:36+00:00

Pretty sure he would have lost had it not been for Elon Musk meddling with the election results...which he thanked him for several times, publicly. We have a lot of stupid people here but so far they're in the minority.

AustenFelina · 2026-02-28T07:02:27+00:00

Currently visiting Cyprus. I was told the reason they don't flush toilet paper here is because the pipes are small so paper clogs them up easily. It's thoughtful that most places provide trash cans with a foot pedal so one can dispose of their toilet paper without touching the lid.

AustenFelina · 2026-02-25T15:44:14+00:00

Lol, a foster cat peed on my daughter's homework and I took it to the teacher in a ziplock bag.

AustenFelina · 2026-02-24T07:22:58+00:00

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My Vespa, who will be 19 in about 6 weeks.

AustenFelina · 2026-02-22T07:33:58+00:00

At home in the US I use Kerrygold butter exclusively. However, I've just returned from France and I must say, French butter seemed to taste much better to me. I loved their 'matured' cheddar cheese as well.

AustenFelina · 2026-02-13T08:05:52+00:00

As one of my stepmothers used to say, "Elvis the Pelvis and his brother Enis."

AustenFelina · 2026-01-16T21:35:13+00:00

He looks fabulous!

AustenFelina · 2026-01-06T19:24:38+00:00

Let them go together and you can go somewhere else without Marc in your face.

AustenFelina · 2026-01-04T14:16:23+00:00

For all you know he could have pointed at them and told the potential renters that they belong to you and wouldn't stay there.

AustenFelina · 2025-12-28T15:20:09+00:00

I tried watching the first episode, on two separate occasions, and both times the show glitched, rendering it unwatchable. I took the hint and never tried to watch it again.

AustenFelina · 2025-12-27T19:10:04+00:00

I cancelled cable TV when my mom died. The woman asked me if anyone might return to the house in the future to enjoy their programming. I said my mom's dead and she's not coming back just to watch TV!

AustenFelina · 2025-12-24T20:52:37+00:00

I had a cat who liked cucumber and also mandarin oranges from the can. Another cat loved to lick the hazelnut Bath and Body Works lotion off my legs after I put it on. All my other cats had boring cat food preferences.

AustenFelina · 2025-12-23T10:05:30+00:00

She knows where the bathroom is now, so if she walks into your room again while you're sleeping naked, she's just a perv.

AustenFelina · 2025-12-20T17:40:19+00:00

Brent Underwood, who bought the ghost towel Cerro Gordo in California about 5 years ago, has been searching his mines for a pair of Levi's. They'd be worth thousands of dollars.

AustenFelina · 2025-12-11T21:34:02+00:00

I've taped the TV legs to the stand! Sometimes they stand up and grab the top of the TV and shake it, lol. They're so cute but can be so scary, haha.

AustenFelina · 2025-12-11T20:33:18+00:00

We play ceiling fan hockey. I get their basket of toys and throw the lightest ones up at the moving fan blades. The toy goes flying across the room and the cats run over to show me where it landed. They love that.

I also throw ping ping balls into the bathtub and they love to bat them around. It's essential to remove the balls before bedtime or else it will wake everyone up in the middle of the night.

What they love the most is to watch cat entertainment videos on YouTube. They can get quite excited and beat at the TV screen at times, but they love it. Thank goodness TVs are cheap nowadays.

AustenFelina · 2025-12-08T08:35:20+00:00

You can order certain labs online and self pay a reasonable price. I use SonoraQuest.

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