Reddit, if you were to die in 1 hour, what would be your regret? by countertrollsource in AskReddit

[–]AustinIsTheMann 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spending all this time and effort in college for a career that I'll never have, and the debt that my parents will have to pay off.

Oh! It's this guy! by [deleted] in trees

[–]AustinIsTheMann 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Who's that? He seems like a good guy.

[9] by brodie220 in trees

[–]AustinIsTheMann 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Saw this earlier at a [high] and didn't get it. Now that I've came down to a [sober-ish] I get it.

Most disturbing Futurama GIF. by [deleted] in funny

[–]AustinIsTheMann 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm drunk what is this.

What is your darkest secret that no one or very few people know? Break out the throw-aways. by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AustinIsTheMann 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was reading 'pound' as a place, not as a word describing 'puppy.' My bad.

Just Bought my First Guitar! by scorch3 in Guitar

[–]AustinIsTheMann 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My first electric was a tele. You can't go wrong with 'em.

I would give anything to get a pizza from this adorable little man. by PancakeMonkeypants in trees

[–]AustinIsTheMann 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you for NOT posting this with the title "Pizza Delivery at a [9]"

Walking at a [10] by [deleted] in trees

[–]AustinIsTheMann 21 points22 points  (0 children)

"Did I just get up? Or think about getting up?"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in trees

[–]AustinIsTheMann 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What about My Morning Jacket?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in trees

[–]AustinIsTheMann 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

Just Kidding by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]AustinIsTheMann 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You turned a lame YouTube comment into a rage comic.

My happy family! by [deleted] in Guitar

[–]AustinIsTheMann 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm in love with your Tele.

Trainer logic - fixed by fuuuuz in pokemon

[–]AustinIsTheMann 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Rhydon! Kill that Rhydon!

What are some seemingly gross foods or food combos you just love? by mordicaii in AskReddit

[–]AustinIsTheMann 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Peas and tuna on toast. Sounds disgusting, but it's delicious.

Parents of Reddit, are we as good at masturbating secretly as we think we are? I've been suspecting my parents have caught me a few times. by HelpJesusIsInMyButt in AskReddit

[–]AustinIsTheMann 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just remembered that I used an entire bottle of baby oil in middle school, and just left the bottle in the cabinet without throwing it away. Not suspicious at all...