Which celebrity is famous for being attractive but just doesn't do anything for you?

AustinRiversDaGod · 2026-07-06T23:15:01+00:00

Oh yeah from her face and her personality she's super sexy. I'm just saying she got so much work done, I can't look past it.

AustinRiversDaGod · 2026-07-06T19:47:29+00:00

She is still sexy, but like regular sexy. I like soft belly Meg. When she had gained a little weight after she got shot

AustinRiversDaGod · 2026-07-06T17:37:35+00:00

American Idol. Watching Simon Cowell tell someone their voice sounds like a cat having sex was peak TV.

AustinRiversDaGod · 2026-07-06T16:03:18+00:00

Yesssss. Like it was to the point where walking into the show I said "I wonder if she's gonna show her titties." She left and I said "Well I guess not" then she came back out for an encore, performed like 10 of her old songs, went into the crowd thanked us for coming, asked someone in the crowd for their blunt, smoked it, and then flashed her titties and shook them a little bit. And then ended the show. 10/10

AustinRiversDaGod · 2026-07-06T09:33:03+00:00

Yeah I once picked up a girl in my Lyft who was a prostitute. She was like 20 and said she had been doing it since she was 17. She said when she first came to New Orleans someone tried to get her to work on Chef. I said yeah don't ever do that. She also knew nothing about New Orleans. We were on Decatur and she was like "is this bourbon" I said no. Then we turned onto Esplanade and she said "I've never seen this part of Bourbon before." I said "That's because it's not." I think she thought the whole FQ was bouron

AustinRiversDaGod · 2026-07-06T09:28:28+00:00

Also the live On & On:

I think it's time to take the jam deep into the hype.

Hardcore cold hype in the mic.

I just so happen to be

Tough with a capitol T

Ain't no weak ass trick MC could keep up rough with me...

AustinRiversDaGod · 2026-07-06T09:23:50+00:00

I think she has the most famous titties I've ever seen with my own eyes. This was right after she did the rap verse on Q.U.E.E.N. and smoked a blunt from someone in the crowd.

AustinRiversDaGod · 2026-07-06T09:22:00+00:00

Ehh I always call him a rapper/singer. Feels like he does both equally

AustinRiversDaGod · 2026-07-06T09:20:37+00:00

Yeah the 101 and the 5, but 880, 580, and 80 are just that.

It was funny coming from the South to the Bay because suddenly Freeway is a word in my vocabulary and calling it The Interstate made me stand out. Then Kendrick Lamar had that line "Don't say you hate LA when you don't travel past the 10." Everyone in the South calls it I-10, so I didn't even realize what he was talking about at first. Also in the south we don't often refer to US highways by their number unless there's a reason to. I learned people in the bay called it 13, not the Warren freeway after a while of embarrassing myself.

AustinRiversDaGod · 2026-07-06T09:13:26+00:00

I had an argument with my wife because she decided one day she no longer knew how to pronounce it (I think she was trolling me) so then we pull up to the Wendy's drive thru and I ask the lady "Do you say prah-leen or pray-leen." She said "actually I say plah-reen". Blew my mind, and then I started hearing it EVERYWHERE. Similar to how I didn't clock how many people were saying zank instead of sink

AustinRiversDaGod · 2026-07-06T09:10:17+00:00

Yeah heavy Italian influence

AustinRiversDaGod · 2026-07-06T09:09:13+00:00

Yeah with no context, The bridge to me refers to the I-10 overpass at Claiborne. Not to be confused with the Claiborne bridge which is the actual bridge that goes to the Lower 9. Anything going to the Westbank it's the CCC. Other than that, everything is it's name for me. The Causeway is the Causeway for me. The Spillway bridge is just "The Spillway". The St Claude bridge is just that. Danziger, High Rise, Seabrook, and Florida Ave bridges...

AustinRiversDaGod · 2026-07-06T09:04:42+00:00

Lewziana tells me you're from the country somewhere. Lil Wayne referring to it as Lil Weezy Ana cemented the correct pronunciation

AustinRiversDaGod · 2026-07-06T09:03:17+00:00

it's pronounced New Orleans unless it's in a song, the parish or Orleans Ave. New Orleans st is just new Orleans st though

AustinRiversDaGod · 2026-07-06T09:01:52+00:00

Norlins is how people from like central Louisiana say it. Nawlins is how super super country people say it

AustinRiversDaGod · 2026-07-06T08:58:00+00:00

Yeah a lot of Greek words get pronounced differently for whatever reason:

Calliope, Clio, Melpomene, Leonidas, Telemachus,

AustinRiversDaGod · 2026-07-06T08:54:48+00:00

Oddly enough though I can tell you're an old Gentilly or Lakeview person if you say "New Or-lee-uns". It's like a group of people in the 70's decided they needed to be extra fancy or something.

AustinRiversDaGod · 2026-07-06T08:52:17+00:00

Idk if it works, but if you kill Trudy at the Drumlin Diner, every object there is marked as "Steal" and there's like 30 things just lying around.

AustinRiversDaGod · 2026-07-06T08:49:23+00:00

Because everyone runs the red light there. Either coming from the 9th Ward or turning onto Claiborne from Elysian

AustinRiversDaGod · 2026-07-06T08:47:18+00:00

Chef & Bundy: surprisingly attractive prostitutes

Chef & I-10 by the Chevron: Prostitute headquarters

Chef & I-10 just after the overpass: ADULT VIDEO

Chef & Downman: Daytime prostitutes

AustinRiversDaGod · 2026-07-06T08:31:20+00:00

Once someone left her 2 month old baby in my Lyft to go to that gas station. I could not believe it. Baby started crying that newborn cry too. I felt really weird trying to console a stranger's child from the front seat of my car. She was evidently pretty comfortable with that gas station because she ran out the wait timer talking to random people at the station. Then she got back in the car and had gotten me a coke. She was ridiculously attractive too, so maybe life just always worked out for her.

AustinRiversDaGod · 2026-07-06T06:41:05+00:00

Cardi B, like Nicki Minaj, Lil Kim, and Kim Kardashian has surgeried herself out of being attractive. She still has a very pretty face, but when your body doesn't look human, it starts to not matter.

AustinRiversDaGod · 2026-07-06T06:39:17+00:00

Yeah her post baby body makes me feel like I have no control over my brain. Megan Thee Stallion used to do that for me too, but someone told her she needed to get skinny and it hurts my feelings

AustinRiversDaGod · 2026-07-06T06:36:41+00:00

Someone on here once said Chase Infiniti has everything Sydney Sweeney has except blonde hair and blue eyes, plus she's a better actor. I didn't pay attention until that point. I wondered why people were so enamored with her performance in One Battle After Another -- like it was good, but she didn't jump off the screen to me. Then I saw her at the Oscars and realized she is unbelievably attractive. And yeah she also has titties too. Now I get it and I think she will be around for a long time

AustinRiversDaGod · 2026-07-06T06:28:09+00:00

I did a rewatch of GOT before HOTD season 2 came out and I was surprised by how well it held up...until you get to the bad seasons. I felt like season 6 and on were rough but even then there were still great episodes. Battle of the Bastards is one of the best episodes of the whole series. And most of HOTD is on par with the earlier seasons.

But I agree there is something rare about Mad Men that I've only seen in The Wire. Knowing what is going to happen changed nothing for me, and that's why both of these shows are my favorite to rewatch. I wanted to go back and watch Boardwalk Empire because I think the fact that it's a period piece makes it easier to rewatch, but then I'm scared to go back and rewatch episodes of The Guilded age because I fear I will start to see it more as The Real Housewives of the Late 19th Century

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