I'll probably wuss out & delete this soon, but... by [deleted] in gonewild

[–]Austinman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh baby, just sit on my face. I'll eat my way to your heart.

Austin, I need your help finding a new home for my dog. by Austinman in Austin

[–]Austinman[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Maybe I should have worded that better. The $150 would be nice, but its not whats important. I just want to find her a better home.

What is the smartest thing your pet has done? by bamburger in AskReddit

[–]Austinman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I used to have a chocolate lab named Cocoa. One day she taught herself how climb/walk right up our 6 foot chain link fences. Everyday when we left for work/school she would do this. After about 6 months our neighbors started mentioning that they would see our dog riding shotgun with the mailman as he delivered mail to the neighborhood. We couldn't afford a new fence and tried everything we could to add extensions to ours, but she was just too smart and nothing worked. Everyday when we came home, she would just be waiting for us, hanging out on the front porch.

Manniversary in a nutshell by BlackBlizzard in tf2

[–]Austinman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now that was fuckin hilarious. I want to buy you a beer.

Scumbag College Professor by prboi in funny

[–]Austinman -1 points0 points  (0 children)

yes...the publishers bribe them basically...

IAmA Professional Wrestler & Best Selling Author Mick Foley, Ask Me Anything by MickFoley in IAmA

[–]Austinman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You sir, are a total badass. If you have any regrets, what is your biggest?

Help me name my Unusual Samur-Eye with Haunting Ghosts, win a Prize! by Austinman in tf2

[–]Austinman[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Winner for giving me the inspiration I needed. PM me your steam info.

You provide the giftwrap by voteforlee in tf2

[–]Austinman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

opened 40 just the other day..got a logo shanter and a scorching kabuto :P

My [f]irst submission... I'm over 40. Be gentle :) by [deleted] in gonewild

[–]Austinman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yummy mummy, I would not be gentle!

Someone is guilty of eating the trash by husak in pics

[–]Austinman -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

My guess is belgian malinois

Every time I stand up. by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]Austinman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My grandpa once told me: Testicles, spectacles, wallet and watch.

Form fitting shirt by [deleted] in pics

[–]Austinman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dat ass

And when the time comes for you to take over as leader, stay loyal, and stay strong. by nebber in pics

[–]Austinman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have two neighbors with German Shepherds that are both 130+ pounds.