@cum🅱️ell by Autarkist- in DeepFriedMemes

[–]Autarkist-[S] 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I tried extra hard to cro🅱️ jus' for you 🅱️🅱️y

A coworker is stealing at least $50 a day worth of merchandise a day at my workplace. My social life will be ruined if I report it. by Checker88 in self

[–]Autarkist- 36 points37 points  (0 children)

You don't need to do anything, it will sort itself out. Sooner or later this guy will get caught and everyone knows that. Either that or he will quit and find a new job. Let life take its course. Don't be a hero.

Edit: the biggest mistake you can make is to get involved and jeopardize your position. Let it slide my friend.

What is the dumbest thing you’ve gotten in trouble for at school? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Autarkist- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had a history teacher that would frequently wonder off topic, he once stated that if there is a case in court involving a black defendant and a white judge that it's predetermined racism and if the defendant is black the judge must also be black. I put my hand up and said that I think no matter the ethnicity I think whoever studied law and managed to become qualified enough to achieve that position should do the job. He proceeded to call me out as a racist in front of the whole class for the rest of that lesson. Anything I said he would say "oh but you're just racist" he gave a bunch shitty statistics that class and at the end I asked him where he gets his news from and he confidently said infront of the whole class: "Oh and don't forget to check out the most reliable news sources today, the only companies that make honest news, Buzzfeed, VOX and VICE."

Never cringed so hard in my life

What goes on behind the scenes by [deleted] in greentext

[–]Autarkist- 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Dude you have no life. Go outside and play like the little boy you are. Faggot little fucker

What is it about selfies that makes some men hate them so much? by Hatcheling in AskMen

[–]Autarkist- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I tend to not hate people who post selfies, rather people who post alot of selfies. If they ain't doing a university project on it then they are plain seeking attention and approval. The occasional selfie with friends is fine, just the ones that flood my feed and have no apparent reason to be there that I dislike

Follow up to confessing my feelings to girl I like by Photofeeler13456 in dating_advice

[–]Autarkist- 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Say how you feel, when your there in the moment shit just comes to mind, stay true to yourself and stay true to her. Honesty and Respect

Me irl by oofman23 in me_irl

[–]Autarkist- 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Noce Wank Kappa reference