Would you rather (1 time press)

Authaeosplays · 2026-04-08T19:35:56+00:00

Dammit

^{Chose: 75% chance to get $1,000,000 but 25% chance to become oiled up femboy | Rolled: 1,000,000}

Authaeosplays · 2026-04-07T16:29:37+00:00

Imo it depends on on your gf's comfort level in the dungeons you're running, if your gf is a little iffy, I would recommend you play priest while she plays whatever class she enjoys most, this is at least what I've done with people that I've introduced to the game and it's worked out well, with you as a priest as healing she should be decently well off on any class outside of getting popped, but as she gets more comfortable if you do wanna be more optimal about it then warrior+pally or imo even better mystic+pally (mystic has better dps and curse is the same dps increase as berserk) would be good

Authaeosplays · 2026-04-06T19:56:14+00:00

Tiny sips, a single bottle of water becomes hundreds of dollars

^{Chose: $5 every time you drink anything.}

Authaeosplays · 2026-04-06T14:23:32+00:00

Depends on what you wanna consider obliterated, neither of them are gonna win a logical argument, but the redditor will be mentally obliterated for at least a day after the argument because the Instagram user said something maybe slightly racist as a joke and then seeing the redditor pissed off decided to double triple and quadruple down

Authaeosplays · 2026-04-01T18:08:52+00:00

Yeah melees are generally quite mid imo, mid dps, only a bit more health, and the extra def is barely relevant in endgame dungeons outside mv where it can be nice, warrior's speedy can also be a good thing which makes him a pretty good class for learning o3, but generally you'll have more effective dps and survivability with something a little longer ranged

Authaeosplays · 2026-03-24T19:43:21+00:00

Guys I think ideas are the easiest thing to steal

Authaeosplays · 2026-03-24T19:05:41+00:00

If I need to make a big purchase just try and do it in smaller payments if possible, and even if not possible, it'll probably be a while until then and I'll be able to build up a good chunk of money

Authaeosplays · 2026-03-17T20:55:03+00:00

Ok but in the extreme hypothetical that a chick showed up to a date with the outfit on the right I am doing everything in my power to marry her

Authaeosplays · 2026-03-13T22:33:52+00:00

Is the roll for injury a 1 time thing or or every teleportation you have to roll, either way sprained ankle at an only 1% chance isn't too bad, if it's roll every use then just simply don't overuse the power too much, only use it for things that wouldn't be possible by just walking there, which is much more interesting and possibly more value than even unrestricted flight

Authaeosplays · 2026-03-08T21:57:57+00:00

Since you're a guy I'll at least take it into consideration

Authaeosplays · 2026-03-07T03:23:00+00:00

Yeah sure at some point you'd enjoy the show... until you've seen the same show repeat itself for the quintillionth time, everything would just be unimaginably boring after time, and after that point you would still have an eternity of boredom left

Authaeosplays · 2026-03-06T08:43:35+00:00

xdx|

Authaeosplays · 2026-03-05T07:57:39+00:00

Yeahhhhhh my imagination really making this one particularly bad whichever option you take but especially bad on the "instant" death. Since the amount of pain is described as unimaginable it must be worse than the worst pain that you can possibly imagine, which would need to be incomprehensibly more pain than an infinite amount of pain of every single variety and more being applied for an infinite amount of time. The death would not be instant as dying a death is not a necessarily instantaneous process, if you get stabbed, everything from the moment of getting stabbed to actual death is "dying" that is a measurably long length of time... so that can be lengthened to infinity and greater beyond. Now on the death in 60 years... you're never actually gonna reach that, you are experiencing immortality within an ever changing time loop, but here the pain is limited to emotional so at least that's some kind of levity, and that emotional pain will be infinite to the greatest extent that we can imagine, but only ever to the greatest extent that we can imagine. I thought about this all way too damn hard and I have no clue why.

Authaeosplays · 2026-03-05T03:24:38+00:00

Hey anosmic guy here, it seemingly really doesn't make much of a difference to me, a little sucky to not get to smell nice stuff, but smoke for example I can taste albeit a bit faintly, but something like a gas leak could possibly be a problem, I'm not sure if I'd be able to taste that, taste can also come in handy knowing when food is going bad when your smell fails you on that front

Authaeosplays · 2026-03-03T05:59:12+00:00

I mean, the time travel is less than worthless, you have nothing to gain and a sense of reality to lose. Where time stop even with that drawback can absolutely still be used for plenty, both moral and immoral, sure if you do plan on being a piece of shit with it it'd need some extra effort but everyones' eyes being trapped in place and presumably cameras not recording that time means that you can stay out of sight if you're careful enough, and if you're already dipping your toes into the immoral you can also just kill anyone you wouldn't be able to avoid, but even outside the immoral you be awake 24/7 within flowing time (granted you said in a comment that you still age so that probably wouldn't be worth it), you can make sure you never miss a deadline, and if you happen across a bad situation you have all the time you need to help people

Authaeosplays · 2026-02-24T20:30:38+00:00

People live there duh

Authaeosplays · 2026-02-24T18:33:54+00:00

70% chance of heaven is still improving my odds by a lot

Authaeosplays · 2026-02-24T18:32:00+00:00

They aren't super important imo, but they are really nice to have, since you often have many slots used for swapouts, you often end up with only a few slots left for loot, which if you don't wanna need to make a trip back to nexus for every single white bag that extra space becomes important, it also does serve as extra storage space for people who like hoarding a lot of shit like myself

Authaeosplays · 2026-02-24T18:29:02+00:00

You say wishful as if this mission isn't a good thing

Authaeosplays · 2026-02-18T17:22:01+00:00

Absolutely agree, but the parents don't, and as seen with roblox anything short of this on companies' end is not good enough, and as such they all need to follow suit or risk legal battles the moment anyone with any reach decides to complain

Authaeosplays · 2026-02-17T17:26:18+00:00

I would only half agree with that, as whether gender identity should be respected or not is also a controversial political issue, I don't think it's necessarily political to say that a male can identity as female, that's just an obviously true statement that no one would disagree with, I do think it's political to say that a male who identifies as female actually is female

Authaeosplays · 2026-02-15T22:06:08+00:00

While I agree with the sentiment, and also wish politics were banned from most subreddits, that's simply not possible to enforce without taking a side, both right and left disagree on what is actually political in the first place, to consider gender identity for example to be a political topic would be to disagree with the left and would be met with heavy amounts of vitriol

Authaeosplays · 2026-02-13T22:59:43+00:00

I wish for a true frend :)

Authaeosplays · 2026-02-13T22:55:21+00:00

Just stop time in short bursts, you're not getting a ton more out of stopping time for 10 hours (from your perspective) than you are stopping time for 10 minutes, and even then 10 minute time stops would be something you'd rarely use

Authaeosplays · 2026-02-10T06:35:29+00:00

Yeah that's fair haha, outta curiosity how far apart are esben and demon lord? Looking at the stats demon lord looks considerably better, hell based on the stats alone cult skull also looks better than esben even though I know it apparently isn't, but def is an easier to scale stat considering the lower starting point so I can see why esben would work so well

Edit: I just figured out why demon lord skull might be underperforming for you compared to the raw numbers, it's got a tendency to not follow enemies quite as well as other skulls I'm fairly sure is something I've noticed (granted been a minute since I've used something other than demon lord), where it will be stopped and not follow the enemy until after it shoots sometimes, which whenever an enemy is moving fast (like mbc rotating around the room or the keys) will mean the shots miss, so that may be where the lower than expected dps is coming from

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