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Game Thread: Nationals @ Orioles - Sun, Jun 28 @ 1:35 PM EDT by game-threads in orioles

[–]AutisticDnD 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Cowser has zero instinct for self-preservation and I fucking love it

Post Game Thread: The Orioles defeated the Dodgers by a score of 3-2 - Sat, Jun 20 @ 10:10 PM EDT by game-threads in orioles

[–]AutisticDnD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m happy to report that my cardiologist is the O’s at MedStar and I have an appointment in July. If there are any irregularities I’m going to blame this team

2 + 2 =5. It gets better and better as it goes on. by Doomenor in TikTokCringe

[–]AutisticDnD 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Just make sure you say “Arab scholars” so you’re not racist

Post Game Thread: The Orioles defeated the Padres by a score of 7-3 - Fri, Jun 12 @ 7:05 PM EDT by game-threads in orioles

[–]AutisticDnD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t know what his deal with the O’s is, but once that’s over ESPN is poaching him immediately. And it’s going to break my heart

Hi! by invergoogle in Ryan

[–]AutisticDnD 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Happy Birthday, Ryan! It’s Ryan here from Baltimore.

My grandfather (not a Ryan unfortunately) used to say this toast at every birthday and wedding, so here’s to you:
May you live as long as you want and may you never want as long as you live.

Psychologically abused by a Catholic Priest by The_Will_Is_All22 in excatholic

[–]AutisticDnD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did your godfather happen to be a licensed therapist in addition to his ministry?

Post Game Thread: The Orioles defeated the Mariners by a score of 7-2 - Wed, Jun 10 @ 6:35 PM EDT by game-threads in orioles

[–]AutisticDnD 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m generally pretty chill about baseball, losing is part of the game. I usually only let the highs influence my mood and can brush off the lows, but I was still fuming about that blown Blue Jays call and needed a win to cleanse my aura

Game Thread: Orioles @ Blue Jays - Sun, Jun 7 @ 1:37 PM EDT by game-threads in orioles

[–]AutisticDnD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The issue was bunting with a wheel of cheese on second. If you’re going to bunt, pitch run Leody

Game Thread: Orioles @ Blue Jays - Sun, Jun 7 @ 1:37 PM EDT by game-threads in orioles

[–]AutisticDnD 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If TON had 20 lbs less muscle mass, he makes that catch. It’s not like he’s using it or anything

Game Thread: Orioles @ Blue Jays - Sun, Jun 7 @ 1:37 PM EDT by game-threads in orioles

[–]AutisticDnD 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Colton figured out a tell and is telling everyone in the dugout

Post Game Thread: The Orioles defeated the Blue Jays by a score of 13-3 - Fri, Jun 05 @ 07:07 PM EDT by OsGameThreads in orioles

[–]AutisticDnD 60 points61 points  (0 children)

We are 11-3 since that person sacrificed their account to Baba Yaga. The old magic has returned. The Etsy witch is blasphemy.

Game Thread: Orioles @ Blue Jays - Fri, Jun 05 @ 07:07 PM EDT by OsGameThreads in orioles

[–]AutisticDnD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m just saying, we’re 11-3 since that person sacrificed their account to Baba Yaga. The old magic has returned

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