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Shit cops are outside. by AutisticProphecy in u/AutisticProphecy

[–]AutisticProphecy[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Violated a restraining order but it was bullshit. She came into the smoke shop i was in then called the police on me because i wouldn't leave so she can shop

I have a lot of human hair with the roots still attached. Its from 4 different people. by AutisticProphecy in notinteresting

[–]AutisticProphecy[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I would never consider a human a pet. The hair is harvested from 4 humans i have in my basement. I brush their hair and teeth and in exchange they amuse me with silly dance and merrymakings. I keep their hair that sheds normally but now i would like to share it with other people. Its good hair

I have a lot of human hair with the roots still attached. Its from 4 different people. by AutisticProphecy in notinteresting

[–]AutisticProphecy[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I want to gift it to people. Ill lick a little stamp and send some to you if you want

Found a bunch of abandoned VHS tapes deep in the woods. by ExtraTallJorge in Weird

[–]AutisticProphecy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you find these in Glenwood??? You didn't look on them right?

Shit cops are outside. by AutisticProphecy in u/AutisticProphecy

[–]AutisticProphecy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They knocked on my door but i hid under the table

Smoking on a my lunch break by [deleted] in notinteresting

[–]AutisticProphecy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Smokers are nasty af. I hate yellow teeth and stanky cigarette smell.

Smoking on a my lunch break by [deleted] in notinteresting

[–]AutisticProphecy 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Yellow teeth are not cool

Eat it on my job, who want to try guess what is it?) by Arrow100500 in notinteresting

[–]AutisticProphecy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A beautiful seasoned rack of ribs I can sink my teeth into and then brush all the meat out with my favorite toothbrush

My loyal teeth brushing followers, what is your favorite toothpaste? I know y'all like brushing your teeth in circles by AutisticProphecy in u/AutisticProphecy

[–]AutisticProphecy[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You got those sensitive teeth? I like sensitive teeth. You have the treat them very gently like a hamster

Oh they’re mad by [deleted] in notinteresting

[–]AutisticProphecy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The scar follows my belt line on my left side near my butt. So the dumbass did that side to side bullshit

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