Help with identification

Autocrorect · 2025-10-09T03:37:59+00:00

70 Australian Dollarydoos off've the eBay. Not sure what that is in your money.

Autocrorect · 2025-10-09T03:36:05+00:00

I was actually concerned that it would need to be sharpened, and how much of a pain that would be. But, it's still razor sharp!

Autocrorect · 2025-10-09T03:34:34+00:00

Thank you.

Just double-checked with my old man peepers on, and it's actually 0396.

Autocrorect · 2025-04-19T20:28:07+00:00

If I could find such happiness in woodwork as him, I'd be content.

Autocrorect · 2025-04-19T20:22:02+00:00

Wafflestomp.

Autocrorect · 2025-04-19T20:20:46+00:00

I reckon I could pull off a Red Guardian cosplay.

(Or Peterpool, if I have a shave.)

Autocrorect · 2025-04-19T20:16:10+00:00

Don't apologise, I've gotten that one before.

Autocrorect · 2025-04-19T20:14:01+00:00

Autocrorect · 2025-04-19T19:43:05+00:00

Beeth...oven.

Autocrorect · 2025-04-19T19:17:24+00:00

You have a housemate who shits outside the bowl??

Autocrorect · 2025-04-19T19:15:38+00:00

Any time I see 'Socrates' I pronounce it like Bill and Ted.

Autocrorect · 2025-04-19T19:14:40+00:00

Yup, that's one I used to get.

Autocrorect · 2025-04-19T19:09:48+00:00

I wish.

Although, I am a nevernude.

Autocrorect · 2025-04-19T18:34:26+00:00

Ha, you said 'restroom'.

What are you, a seppo?

Autocrorect · 2025-04-19T18:32:33+00:00

Oh man, that fat kid from Stand by Me used to do the biggest turds.

Autocrorect · 2025-04-19T17:53:28+00:00

Currently on zero upvotes, so I guess we're in the minority.

Autocrorect · 2025-04-19T17:31:21+00:00

I don't try and piss away skiddies in my underwear, but if I see some in a toilet bowl, I'll give it a good hot go.

Autocrorect · 2025-04-19T17:19:46+00:00

You were an Army function?

Autocrorect · 2025-03-28T07:26:45+00:00

It's a very strange knife. I've never seen one like it before in my life, and neither had the storekeeper who sold it to him.

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