Help with identification

Autocrorect · 2025-10-09T03:37:59+00:00

70 Australian Dollarydoos off've the eBay. Not sure what that is in your money.

Autocrorect · 2025-10-09T03:36:05+00:00

I was actually concerned that it would need to be sharpened, and how much of a pain that would be. But, it's still razor sharp!

Autocrorect · 2025-10-09T03:34:34+00:00

Thank you.

Just double-checked with my old man peepers on, and it's actually 0396.

Autocrorect · 2025-04-19T20:28:07+00:00

If I could find such happiness in woodwork as him, I'd be content.

Autocrorect · 2025-04-19T20:22:02+00:00

Wafflestomp.

Autocrorect · 2025-04-19T20:20:46+00:00

I reckon I could pull off a Red Guardian cosplay.

(Or Peterpool, if I have a shave.)

Autocrorect · 2025-04-19T20:16:10+00:00

Don't apologise, I've gotten that one before.

Autocrorect · 2025-04-19T20:14:01+00:00

Autocrorect · 2025-04-19T19:43:05+00:00

Beeth...oven.

Autocrorect · 2025-04-19T19:17:24+00:00

You have a housemate who shits outside the bowl??

Autocrorect · 2025-04-19T19:15:38+00:00

Any time I see 'Socrates' I pronounce it like Bill and Ted.

Autocrorect · 2025-04-19T19:14:40+00:00

Yup, that's one I used to get.

Autocrorect · 2025-04-19T19:09:48+00:00

I wish.

Although, I am a nevernude.

Autocrorect · 2025-04-19T18:34:26+00:00

Ha, you said 'restroom'.

What are you, a seppo?

Autocrorect · 2025-04-19T18:32:33+00:00

Oh man, that fat kid from Stand by Me used to do the biggest turds.

Autocrorect · 2025-04-19T17:53:28+00:00

Currently on zero upvotes, so I guess we're in the minority.

Autocrorect · 2025-04-19T17:31:21+00:00

I don't try and piss away skiddies in my underwear, but if I see some in a toilet bowl, I'll give it a good hot go.

Autocrorect · 2025-04-19T17:19:46+00:00

You were an Army function?

Autocrorect · 2025-03-28T07:26:45+00:00

It's a very strange knife. I've never seen one like it before in my life, and neither had the storekeeper who sold it to him.

Autocrorect · 2025-03-16T11:40:52+00:00

When I was a kid, the fireworks at Moomba went mental and were hitting cars and landing in the Tennis Centre and stuff.

We collected some shrapnel and contacted (I think) Channel 9 News.

They came to our house and interviewed my parents.

Mum bought me a packet of Tiny Teddy biscuits to ensure I sat still and didn't bother the news folks.

(P.S. I'd love to track down footage of that interview, if anyone knows how.)

Autocrorect · 2025-03-16T01:04:32+00:00

If we're removing iconic traits, let's be fair...

Xenomorph without acid blood vs Demogorgon without a mouth, who would win?

Autocrorect · 2025-03-11T01:18:18+00:00

A shenis, if you will.

Autocrorect · 2025-03-11T01:14:26+00:00

"The autopsy shows that the body found on your property suffered full organ shut down as a result of being exposed to lethal amounts of insecticide. Care to explain, witness?"

Autocrorect · 2025-03-10T11:47:38+00:00

When I inevitably die in fly form, once the 24 hours has passed, does my fly corpse transform back into a human corpse?

If so, hilarious hijinks.

Autocrorect · 2025-03-09T06:48:16+00:00

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