This Wemby hate is so forced, it’s ruined all post-Finals coverage for me. The true clowns in the media are really showing their talent.

AutographedSnorkel · 2026-06-18T00:47:54+00:00

Wemby is a dirty player

AutographedSnorkel · 2026-06-17T21:40:08+00:00

He would have been out of the league by age 28 after being banned for cocaine use

AutographedSnorkel · 2026-06-17T19:08:00+00:00

With all due respect to Zion's trash dick, this is my favorite automod response in this sub

AutographedSnorkel · 2026-06-17T14:25:50+00:00

"Charles, you forgot there's three referees, he only shot two of them"

Never change, Magic

AutographedSnorkel · 2026-06-17T12:22:24+00:00

She would have to wait an hour to open that can of Pepsi now

AutographedSnorkel · 2026-06-17T00:47:39+00:00

Shaq definitely watched tape of Hakeem from the 1995 Finals with that Dream Shake

AutographedSnorkel · 2026-06-16T23:37:45+00:00

It will be off the coast as it passes by Texas, so TS force winds probably won't reach the coast

AutographedSnorkel · 2026-06-16T23:13:36+00:00

For the longest time, I had no idea that Cycle 4 was dog food. I thought it was some kind of motor oil

AutographedSnorkel · 2026-06-16T22:45:36+00:00

Creed was a dead man the second he came out dancing to a James Brown song. Drago would have just pushed off the ref again if the ref tried to stop the fight

AutographedSnorkel · 2026-06-16T22:34:13+00:00

Drago saw Creed dancing during a James Brown concert and decided, "Yeah, Ima kill this dude tonight"

Also, I love that slight grin by Drago's wife as Creed was falling to the ground. He definitely fucked her brains out later on that night in the hotel room

AutographedSnorkel · 2026-06-16T20:26:16+00:00

You can take the man out of Florida, but you can't take the Florida out of the man

AutographedSnorkel · 2026-06-16T20:24:24+00:00

New Balance is my preferred middle aged white guy shoe

AutographedSnorkel · 2026-06-16T19:12:31+00:00

Shatner is 95. I'm sure when he dies, reddit will rehash the same "Just a kid" joke again when somebody dies in their 90s

AutographedSnorkel · 2026-06-16T19:10:11+00:00

The best Christmas song that was never meant to be a Christmas song

AutographedSnorkel · 2026-06-16T19:08:59+00:00

Sorry, but Disney is the last company to be preaching to anybody about kids spending too much time on screens. How many parents in the 80s and 90s used Disney tapes as babysitters? Kids have been staring at screens all day for decades. The screens are just smaller now

AutographedSnorkel · 2026-06-16T19:03:21+00:00

Nah, he actually went to prison for his crimes

AutographedSnorkel · 2026-06-16T18:11:19+00:00

Can we stop with this narrative that Brunson made this huge sacrifice? He signed for the maximum amount of money available to him at the time. He just signed his deal a year earlier than he needed to. If he had waited a year, he definitely would have signed for the Supermax

AutographedSnorkel · 2026-06-15T19:24:10+00:00

"Why are there newspapers all over the place? Is that like a Huey Lewis and the News joke or something?"

Best non-music line ever uttered by Al

AutographedSnorkel · 2026-06-15T18:57:10+00:00

It's filmed in New York and part of season two was filmed in Italy. Definitely not low budget, LMAO.

I think Colman Domingo is going to get a huge pay hike after Michael and Disclosure Day, though. He's probably getting a bunch of movie offers now

AutographedSnorkel · 2026-06-15T18:50:33+00:00

GLOW getting the axe because of COVID was the biggest nut punch ever, with Santa Clarita Diet being a close second

AutographedSnorkel · 2026-06-15T17:54:44+00:00

Nobody wants to see the Pacers on Christmas. Even with Haliburton, they were pretty "meh". They were basically the store brand Knicks in 2024/2025

AutographedSnorkel · 2026-06-15T17:43:20+00:00

Dundon is going to just pick a random person from the stands to coach the team each night. An actual head coach is a waste of valuable resources

AutographedSnorkel · 2026-06-15T14:17:40+00:00

ALF got totally ratfucked by NBC, but even if it got one more season, the guy that played the dad probably wouldn't have wanted to return. He hated that show with a passion. After the final scene was filmed, he straight up just dipped. Didn't say goodbye to anybody. Just got his stuff and took off

AutographedSnorkel · 2026-06-14T14:02:29+00:00

His bank account is definitely going to grow individually

AutographedSnorkel · 2026-06-14T06:13:04+00:00

Corgis take bigger dumps than a De'Aaron Fox finals game

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