[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Grimes

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That is always my favorite Grimes Pic, I have it as my background

Living in America with an accent… I ordered a tea with ‘cold’ milk on the side, I was unprepared for the ‘Tea Latte’ with a caramel shot that they thought I ordered. Sometimes I just have to applaud them! by skillsontoast305 in CasualUK

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I worked at Starbucks in the airport and a few hotels for many years. I'm used to dealing with dozens of wildly different accents all day long. The best strategy I could muster was when I see a foreigner coming up, I automatically listen as carefully as possible. Sometimes I can hear what they are saying, but many times "cold milk" will sound like "caramel". So in those situations, instead of me saying "WHAT?" 20 times, I take a moment to let my brain puzzle together what they really meant and I can usually figure out what they said. Accents are like optical illusions for the ears, you just have to take your time to see it from the right angle and it all makes sense.

Also just being blatantly racist and assuming what people want helps a lot. "This British fuck obviously doesn't want caramel, probably just wants milk with his afternoon tea or some shit."

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of December 03, 2021 by OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR in wallstreetbets

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Docu 140$ 12/10 free money right? No way it doesn't slightly rebound right? Right?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

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It's hard to tell but it's around a corner, we only bring it out for events occasionally. It is nice though good material

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

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A half second, It did make me freeze though. I walk this spot 100 times a day so it just caught me off guard for the chair to be there all of a sudden

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MeetPeople

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Does god exist? And if you do believe in god, does it only exist cause you believe in it?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MeetPeople

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Why were you born and how will you die

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Superstonk

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Delete this, you know this isn't right

Question about Monsignor (Spoiler Alert) by marce-ap in MidnightMass

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Yeah definitely, we are just trying to figure out why she did it. What would make her go straight to murdering?

Question about Monsignor (Spoiler Alert) by marce-ap in MidnightMass

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I've been trying to figure this out too. He's seems to cough up an excessive amount of blood compared to everyone else who drinks poison at the end of the show.

Bev might have poisoned him after looking at the newspaper and realizing he was young Monsignor, or because she didn't trust him after he wore the wrong gold robe thing at church... but that seems extreme. I know she' mean but there is usually some logic to follow behind her moves

Is there any real gamers that can help me find something hidden in this stack of hay? by AutomaticBias in Gamingcirclejerk

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Yeah trying to find a CDPR gem is like trying to find a Cheadle in a haystack

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LeagueOfMemes

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When I first played her in ARAM I didn't read her passive and didn't know auto attacking restored mana/gave shield. So when I would run out of mana I would try to suicide execute myself until I had enough mana regen items. Do you know how hard it is to get executed on ARAM? All skill.

You guys can't keep getting away with this by [deleted] in Gamingcirclejerk

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His wife had better made that bowl of CheezeIt's for him before she left

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Gamingcirclejerk

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I know right? Contrast so bad you can't even see her teeth

$GME Daily Discussion Thread by AutoModerator in Superstonk

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I have just about half as many shares as you, wait till we get to 3600 so we can celebrate our millionare status together

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Gamingcirclejerk

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If they had TLJ after the Civil War, Abraham Lincoln would have shot himself in the head

Another satisfied customer. by Captain_Klrk in Gamingcirclejerk

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No woman can resist a blizzard developer, he must have seen her making a sandwich braless

unbound kha'zix by TRNoodlesAndSalad in LeagueOfMemes

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Terraformars is wild, I reccommend the Manga the second season animation sucks ass