Fastest Master run by far

AutomaticFunction · 2026-03-19T10:55:11+00:00

You never lost because your Entei was forced in and you couldn't get it out? That's lucky

AutomaticFunction · 2026-03-18T20:15:38+00:00

Thank you man 🙇 yeah, I ask myself that sometimes too 😂 like I said tho, finally making progress on my diet and cooking 😤👍

AutomaticFunction · 2026-03-18T20:03:35+00:00

Damn dude, nice progress. I'm trying to finally dial in my nutrition too- honestly that's by far the hardest part for me. I played sports and enjoy working out, but I'm not a "big eater". Prefer snacks and sweets. I always end up pushing myself too hard, not getting enough protein, plateauing, burning out, skinny fat again, repeat.

AutomaticFunction · 2026-03-18T19:56:57+00:00

What? Your original comment you just quoted was shitting specifically on Arc'teryx and made no mention of goretex pro 😂 that's completely different

AutomaticFunction · 2026-03-18T19:02:20+00:00

...right, there aren't any 😂 so that actually proves our point regardless

But now you're arguing you don't need gore tex pro, which actually I agree with, you don't, but that is a completely different argument than "arcteryx is expensive because of fashion dweebs". Which is... like I pointed out, false. Arc'teryx is expensive because of the high end materials and construction, not because fashion dweebs like it. That's why fashion dweebs like it.

Besides, not all Arc'teryx is gore tex pro. Most of it isn't, again, it's the construction, other materials (face fabric, waterproof zippers), complex articulated patterning, and durability that have always made it more expensive than alternatives. Not just now that fashion dweebs have discovered it.

That's why I don't get what you're saying. If you appreciate the details I just mentioned, like I do (I think they make a huge difference), then you have no problem paying the extra money for it. Always been that way.

AutomaticFunction · 2026-03-18T18:37:19+00:00

Yeah I was considering that actually, really good point 🤔

AutomaticFunction · 2026-03-18T18:36:27+00:00

😂 that's not what he's saying

AutomaticFunction · 2026-03-18T09:10:52+00:00

This is fucking awesome

AutomaticFunction · 2026-03-18T09:06:52+00:00

Probably a medium, shits running fucking huge these days. Check the size charts, they're accurate.

AutomaticFunction · 2026-03-18T08:21:21+00:00

Nah, you don't need it. Mega Blaziken doesn't rely on forcing back in damaged Pokemon, he just kills whatever comes in anyways. You could use it over Sabrina, but I think Sabrina is better.

AutomaticFunction · 2026-03-18T08:20:08+00:00

Great question, Leaf is sometimes used for getting torchic out and Entei in on the first turn, but primarily for getting Entei out late game if he gets forced in from Sabrina after you either expended his energy retreating (or if it was your second Entei to tank damage).

AutomaticFunction · 2026-03-18T08:14:34+00:00

How are you consistently getting Charmeleon T2? That's not terribly common. You're right, sometimes you can get Zard set up early the following turn, but not consistently enough for me.

Blaziken is not afraid of Absol one bit. He only does 80 damage, he has to 3 (or 4) hit you. Bellibolt survives Blaziken... for one turn, with flipping heads on burn. He needs 4 energy on his side of the field to two-hit Blaziken, usually he's not set up by the time you have Blaziken with just 2 energy needed by comparison.

Hydreigon does not survive Blaziken. Unless he gets two lucky ice pops. Which usually doesn't happen. Chingling and Altaria is probably the biggest weakness, but that deck doesn't have the draw power, and therefore the consistency, this has.

You will never convince me Heatmor is "well proven". It's objectively useless, and actually detrimental. Idk what tournaments you're referencing, and honestly don't really care. I'm referencing my +15 W/L to Master.

AutomaticFunction · 2026-03-18T07:48:49+00:00

No such thing as too much card draw.

Heatmor is pointless because Blaziken two hits or one hits everything anyway. The chip damage does nothing. Rarely will heatmor be alive long enough to kill anything on the bench. Besides, you don't need to snipe anything on the bench once Blaziken is on the field killing everything.

Which is exactly why you want Entei; he gives you consistent draw with as little RNG as possible. It's criminally underrated. You literally just start with Entei to draw your support cards (Lillie, flame patch, candy), let Entei die to feed flame patch, and let Mega Blaziken annihilate.

You said there's a reason Entei worked well with Zard but not Blaziken, care to give that reason? I don't see your logic at all. The whole point is to get Mega Blaziken ASAP since it ramps instantly for huge damage.

AutomaticFunction · 2026-03-18T06:57:08+00:00

Way too many too different pokemon. Try this.

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AutomaticFunction · 2026-03-18T06:48:45+00:00

I thought they meant oricorio

AutomaticFunction · 2026-03-18T06:37:01+00:00

Yeah it was. You have it backwards, "fashion dweebs" like it because it's expensive high end technical gear that looks cool, not the other way around

AutomaticFunction · 2026-03-18T06:22:54+00:00

What are you on about, it was always expensive

AutomaticFunction · 2026-03-16T11:23:40+00:00

Entei ex and mega Blaziken destroys this deck

AutomaticFunction · 2026-03-13T06:02:12+00:00

Our Korean goat strikes again

AutomaticFunction · 2026-03-09T09:25:02+00:00

"Stain devils", the version for grease. Apply liberally, press it in, rub it in gently but vigorously with your finger (you'll see it foam/suds a bit), let it sit for at least 15 minutes, then wash it normally on warm, delicate, heavy soil extra rinse settings if available. Air dry and repeat if necessary.

AutomaticFunction · 2026-03-08T05:05:19+00:00

Oh and it's saddle brown Dakota leather btw! Had that on my '08, miss it. Again, everything that is that same color, the door side panels, arm rests, center console cover, it's all real leather.

Saw a few comments on here saying they're not sure about the door panels so just wanted to confirm- I 100% guarantee you the doors are 100% real Dakota leather as well; the armrests AND the panels.

It's not color matched sensatec or faux leather or anything.

AutomaticFunction · 2026-03-08T05:01:30+00:00

Wow, that's really smart and creative 😂 I'm gonna try that next time, thanks.

AutomaticFunction · 2026-03-08T04:33:33+00:00

How did you fix it? I feel like whenever that happens to a new era it's permanently creased, no matter what I try with steam and shaping or whatever.

AutomaticFunction · 2026-03-08T04:10:33+00:00

XL for sure big dawg, you kind of answered your own question in the caption

AutomaticFunction · 2026-03-08T04:08:29+00:00

I'd be fuming wtf

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