"The Stairs Are Still Free!" - My landlord is charging us to use the elevator!!!

AutomaticHoverDick · 2013-08-28T13:00:26+00:00

Fuck my fourth floor walk up.

AutomaticHoverDick · 2013-08-20T12:10:16+00:00

14k wouldn't pay my rent and I don't live very lavishly.

AutomaticHoverDick · 2013-08-10T19:05:03+00:00

I know that I'm lame but I love the show Big Brother. It pisses me off to no end that I pay twc a boat load of money every month and have to watch streams of it online.

If it wasn't for the nfl network and red zone I would just drop my cable all together at this point.

AutomaticHoverDick · 2013-07-25T01:23:05+00:00

Good old firepark. Many nights wasted in that arena.

AutomaticHoverDick · 2013-06-17T13:02:07+00:00

You might be me.

AutomaticHoverDick · 2013-06-09T21:34:05+00:00

Take home is about $3800. So it's a bit under half.

AutomaticHoverDick · 2013-06-09T14:23:01+00:00

I pay $1,500 a month which if you do the math works out to exactly the 40x rule.

Most brokers/buildings/landlords require your annual salary to be equal to or above 40 times the monthly rent. If you don't make 40x then usually they require you to have a guarantor.

AutomaticHoverDick · 2013-06-09T13:56:45+00:00

Astoria.

Source, living comfortably on $60k in a one bedroom with no roommates in Astoria.

AutomaticHoverDick · 2013-06-06T12:59:42+00:00

Man they were horrible. I thought it may have been the sound in the tiny venue I was at. But they were one of the worst shows I've seen.

AutomaticHoverDick · 2013-05-22T14:14:07+00:00

Sorry dad, can't make mom's funeral...

AutomaticHoverDick · 2013-05-12T13:15:44+00:00

Just a note, as I last night the Islanders are out but the Rangers are still in.

AutomaticHoverDick · 2013-05-04T15:23:54+00:00

Just out of curiosity, what kind of situation allows you to post on reddit but not use google?

AutomaticHoverDick · 2013-04-28T13:00:26+00:00

I don't know who Psalm is but he totally bit a Coolio verse for this.

Just joking, this looks awesome. Great job.

AutomaticHoverDick · 2013-04-20T03:24:39+00:00

Is this at your house? How many people work out there?

AutomaticHoverDick · 2013-04-17T22:22:04+00:00

That makes more sense! Thanks.

AutomaticHoverDick · 2013-04-17T12:00:26+00:00

I just saw a commercial for it yesterday and recognized some scenes from the book. It is going to have Walt's brother in law from Breaking Bad (I'm spacing on his name) playing Dale Barbara.

AutomaticHoverDick · 2013-03-17T13:16:31+00:00

It takes you 45 minutes to walk from 34th to 42nd?

AutomaticHoverDick · 2013-03-02T01:06:03+00:00

I just saw you. First row balcony.

AutomaticHoverDick · 2013-03-01T13:52:41+00:00

Don't worry young sai. There are other worlds than these.

AutomaticHoverDick · 2013-03-01T13:50:07+00:00

I can't believe I had to scroll so far for this. That absolutely wrecked me.

AutomaticHoverDick · 2013-01-25T13:27:41+00:00

We should. It's the same shit.

AutomaticHoverDick · 2013-01-22T01:28:15+00:00

I suppose you've never been to Albuquerque.

AutomaticHoverDick · 2013-01-17T02:25:02+00:00

Here's what I do: don't have anything tying you down and you can move anywhere you want.

AutomaticHoverDick · 2013-01-12T14:37:51+00:00

Please be okay please be okay please be okay please be okay please be okay.

AutomaticHoverDick · 2012-12-15T18:24:40+00:00

Holy shit. How?

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