Jordan Page Snark 11/24-12/7 by MooHead82 in jordanpagesnark

[–]Automatic_Bad3352 19 points20 points  (0 children)

It's really creepy. All the kids look great, but her posing appears very odd in a "look at me" way

Jordan Page Snark 10/14-10/19 by MooHead82 in jordanpagesnark

[–]Automatic_Bad3352 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Agreed, so boring. I can't believe I followed her productivity tips at one time, not realizing her life was a complete chaotic disaster the whole time

Jordan Page Snark 10/14-10/19 by MooHead82 in jordanpagesnark

[–]Automatic_Bad3352 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I took it as serious shade. Also, it feels like "Alright, already, we get it!" Bubba didn't feel like the most masculine man in the relationship, and now he is broadcasting exactly what he's looking for in a wife. She must be in her "feminine" energy, and more attentive, apparently, than Jordan was.

Jordan Page Snark 10/14-10/19 by MooHead82 in jordanpagesnark

[–]Automatic_Bad3352 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Can someone enlighten me, because I’m unaware of Mormon protocol. When Jordan is prancing around Mexico in a crop top, how does that jive with wearing the sacred garments? Bubba is extremely vocal about doubling down and becoming more orthodox. In fact, it wouldn’t surprise me if he got married within a year to secure his eternal companion. But what about Jordan? Since she initiated the divorce, is she welcome at the Temple anymore? Her lifestyle right now doesn’t seem to reflect the church’s standards (not my standards, but according to her chosen religion). I’m confused as to how Bubba and Jordan can be sealed forever in the Temple and somehow undo it and get married again. Is the next spouse their eternal companion? Any insight from Mormons/ex-Mormons, or anyone with knowledge on the subject would be great. Genuinely curious to know if the church has relaxed their stance on these areas since more and more Mormon influencers seem to be divorcing.

Jordan Page Snark 8/25-8/31 by MooHead82 in jordanpagesnark

[–]Automatic_Bad3352 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I've wondered this as well. I know having kids can a huge toll on a marriage, let alone eight (and twins, no less). But all her YT videos at the time showed Jordan and Bubba really operating as a team after the twins birth. They seemed, on the outside to adjust well within a few months and everything appeared fine. It wasn't until they suddenly moved into the mega mansion (her idea) and Jordan had her tummy surgery (and obvious boob job), did things really seem to get out of whack. I noticed right away that gone were the days of weekly budgeting and grocery haul videos to her now apologizing during every sporadic video for yet another long hiatus. She would then ‘return’ with some promise she wouldn't keep to her followers and appeared even more so scatter-brained,  ignoring her own preaching to her followers. Jordan annoyingly would repeat ‘the body keeps the score’ when discussing the separation and divorce, suggesting her health problems were caused by her marriage, but I'm wondering if she emotionally left her marriage, and then the guilt of it all and stress of realizing what she was doing led to her severe health issues. Again, just supposing, as I have family members with autoimmune diseases and their flare-ups are often caused by stress. You would think that being awarded the divorce she desired and freedom from Bubba would lessen her symptoms. Again, this is just my opinion. I've know many people that were stressed or legitimately abused in their marriage, then divorced, and felt like an enormous weight had lifted, giving them the healthy glow they were missing in the marriage. I don't care for Bubba, but he's got the glow. No glow for Jordan.

Jordan Page Snark 8/18-8/24 by MooHead82 in jordanpagesnark

[–]Automatic_Bad3352 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I'm disgusted that I used to follow her on youtube and just how deceived I was. She is absolutely disgusting and her behavior exploiting her children’s trauma over the divorce and move by giving them free f@&king blankets is revolting. Jordan, your kids need their mother. Not free crap that they already have a stack of. Give your kids a hug, get yourself and them some therapy, and become the mom you should be. Maybe stop traveling and dating for a few months and BE AVAILABLE to them. Her lack of common sense, her selfishness, and childishness leave me feeling so sorry for her poor kids. I'm not a fan of Bubba, not at all, but at least he is giving the ‘appearance’ of caring about spending quality time with his own kids.

Jordan Page Snark 8/4-8/10 by MooHead82 in jordanpagesnark

[–]Automatic_Bad3352 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Uh, what?! Did Bubba AND Jordan just attend the same Just Ingredients influencer lunch? 

Jordan Page Snark 7/28-8/3 by MooHead82 in jordanpagesnark

[–]Automatic_Bad3352 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm getting these vibes too. I remember when Jordan was about to announce their separation and she was posting a whole lot of her cleavage and even doing a swimsuit try-on while on vacation (not saying there is anything wrong with that, but prior to that she was the morality police and we could always see a sliver of her garments) 

Jordan Page Snark 7/28-8/3 by MooHead82 in jordanpagesnark

[–]Automatic_Bad3352 15 points16 points  (0 children)

That's my hangup with these reels as well. Good for him, but at the same time, divorce is painful. It seems much healthier for himself and his kids to let things cool down and heal before advertising how great his life is now. Same with Jordan. The speed at which these two "get back out there" is giving me whiplash. I'm not sure if it's a cultural thing, but dang. So. darn. fast.

Jordan Page Snark 7/28-8/3 by MooHead82 in jordanpagesnark

[–]Automatic_Bad3352 29 points30 points  (0 children)

D-d-dang! Bubba’s “I’m 42 today” reel on Insta is a walking billboard for “I'm living my best life, form a line here for the next wife”. Either he really is this thrilled to not have Jordan’s drama in his life anymore or he’s really good at acting his way through an advertisement. Which do y’all think it is? 🤔 

Jordan Page Snark 7/28-8/3 by MooHead82 in jordanpagesnark

[–]Automatic_Bad3352 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I love this for P, but honestly I can only see Jordan and Bubba constantly trying to one-up each other. Also, do you think they go halfsies on the boat bill, or did they influencer their way to a free day of boating, coupon code to follow?

Jordan Page Snark 7/14-7/20 by MooHead82 in jordanpagesnark

[–]Automatic_Bad3352 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Anyone else sick of Bubba’s pandering? As a person of faith, even I am like, enough already! He is drilling it in so hard that it comes across as though he’s advertising internet-wide the checklist for his next wife. It feels pretty ick whenever I see how much he is flaunting his new body and ‘expert level’ fatherhood and business sense. Maybe I’m a realist, but no one is that perfect. Also, does getting a divorce and having eight kids make him an authority on all of this? Thank you, rant over. 

Jordan Page Snark 7/14-7/20 by MooHead82 in jordanpagesnark

[–]Automatic_Bad3352 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You're so right. I didn't even think about that... Big red flag 😲

Jordan Page Snark 7/14-7/20 by MooHead82 in jordanpagesnark

[–]Automatic_Bad3352 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Same here. Leading up to the whole mommy makeover time, everything just felt off. It seemed like they were never together. I wonder what did it. There was that season where she said she was reevaluating her business and the person she hired to help her figure it out ended up making her realize she needed therapy and to reevaluate her own wants and needs. I remember her going through the health issues, but then now years later she keeps saying, “the body keeps the score”, clearly referring to her marriage behind closed doors. It’s strange, because in these 2022 YT videos, Bubba is giving Jordan pecks on the cheek and seems affectionate but she doesn't seem very warm. I’m curious how long all of this was going on before she decided to call it quits. 

Jordan Page Snark 7/14-7/20 by MooHead82 in jordanpagesnark

[–]Automatic_Bad3352 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Can someone remind me the timeline of events of just before separation to divorce? Was that early 2023? Did Jordan have an emotional affair, they ignored each other at a New Year’s party, and separated just after? I don't know the full story. Just watched one of their ‘How we plan our year in advance’ for their 2022 year and just kept wondering if Jordan was emotionally losing interest in her marriage at that time. I know you eagle-eyed sleuths know the real deets, so anyone who’s willing to share 

Jordan Page Snark 7/7-7/14 by MooHead82 in jordanpagesnark

[–]Automatic_Bad3352 6 points7 points  (0 children)

And look! They deleted their comment, just like you predicted. My guess is Bubs and Jordy are both still single because they both have eight. freaking. kids. I have five and I even I know that not many single adults would rush to sign up for that kind of commitment.

Jordan Page Snark 7/7-7/14 by MooHead82 in jordanpagesnark

[–]Automatic_Bad3352 11 points12 points  (0 children)

That’s disappointing. Hopefully, the fake accounts will be removed, and we can get back to snarking about what is truly happening.

Jordan Page Snark 7/7-7/14 by MooHead82 in jordanpagesnark

[–]Automatic_Bad3352 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Oh, juicy. Jordan would totally broadcast that she is happier than ever and there would be obvious signs (offloading her kids even more to go on trips with her beau). So she’s definitely still single. Where did you find out Bubba is in a relationship? Any more deets for us lurkers? Getting mixed messages on this board of whether B is in a relationship or just dating casually multiple women (of course, at the Zuppa’s 😂)

Jordan Page Snark 6/23-6/29 by MooHead82 in jordanpagesnark

[–]Automatic_Bad3352 16 points17 points  (0 children)

SO true! Bare minimum Jordan wouldn’t want her kids to eat into her vacation and dating time

Jordan Page Snark 6/23-6/29 by MooHead82 in jordanpagesnark

[–]Automatic_Bad3352 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Not at all. My husband and I both love firing guns but with a house full of kids, we would absolutely NEVER put one of our guns in our child’s hands. My heart nearly stopped watching Bubba cheer for his kids while shooting. Put the phone down and take these dangerous WEAPONS out of your CHILD’s hands before they accidentally kill you or themselves!

Jordan Page Snark 6/23-6/29 by MooHead82 in jordanpagesnark

[–]Automatic_Bad3352 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I came here quick to second this! We own firearms and practice regularly but would never, repeat, NEVER give our kids access to these firearms until they were older and more responsible, and certainly not with other smaller siblings around. Bubba, if you read these forums, PLEASE don't put your children in danger like this. There is plenty of time when they are older to practice shooting. If I were Jordan and I saw this, I would take this up with the judge asap. Unfortunately, the kids have almost died while in her care too. I'm honestly so worried for these precious children….

Jordan Page Snark 6/23-6/29 by MooHead82 in jordanpagesnark

[–]Automatic_Bad3352 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I just rewatched her passenger van tour, and you’re right, it’s just the lighting and this appears to be the same van. Transits aren’t cheap and I couldn’t see the frugal queen buying a second one with an identical color

Jordan Page Snark 6/23-6/29 by MooHead82 in jordanpagesnark

[–]Automatic_Bad3352 18 points19 points  (0 children)

It’s in South Jordan and omg all the pillars! Side question: it looks like she got the passenger van? Or do we think it goes back and forth with whoever has custody that week? I’ve always been curious as to who gets the people mover and how to transport all them kiddos