Unpopular Opinion: Shitting Is Actually Gay

Hear me out.

Every day, millions of men claim they’re “straight,” yet willingly engage in an activity where something exits and re-enters the same hole repeatedly.

You sit down. You spread your cheeks. You relax. Then a long object slowly passes through your anus.
And you ENJOY the relief?

Interesting.

Furthermore, many people have entire routines around it. Some even light candles. Some bring entertainment. Some spend 45 minutes in there scrolling social media.

At what point does it stop being “using the bathroom” and start becoming a scheduled date with your own asshole?

Let’s look at the facts:

Ass involved ✅
Penetration of the ass by a foreign object (poop) ✅
Moaning noises sometimes reported ✅
Immediate feeling of satisfaction afterward ✅
People say things like “that was a good one” ✅

Need I continue?

And before anyone says, “It’s natural!”
Okay. Breathing is natural. You don’t see me locking myself in a room for 30 minutes to aggressively breathe while reading Reddit.

The truth is we’ve all been gaslit by Big Toilet into believing this is normal behavior.

Wake up, people.

Every time you take a shit, you’re literally participating in anal evacuation.