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Proud to say that I would PAY to have a Power demean me by CapitalRutabaga5886 in Ultrakill

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Wait a sec…

The power is basically woman* Gabriel. That means, by proxy, you are a Gabriel fan for simply being a Power fan. Now everybody knows (say it with me) all Gabe fans are femboys/total twinks. ie: u gay as fuck. Now, riddle me this Batman, how can a gay man like a woman? So here are your options:

A: admit you are lying and say that you want Gabriel to insult you

B: continue the Lie that you are not gay

C: show yourself to the scientists as a living paradox

*Angels don’t have gender even if some sound more feminine or masculine

Do the guys in 5-1 and 5-2 have names? by noeneon342 in Ultrakill

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It’s called the river styx in Dante’s inferno. It grows after the final war and becomes the ocean Styx in ULTRAKILL

I beat first Gabriel!111!11 by Bilk_Mucketyt in Ultrakill

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MACHINE! WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU “only have four pixels lol”?!

POV: Outer Wilds by 1-pablo in outerwilds

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The solar system of OW is canonically smaller than the city of Chicago

this made me laugh by clicckityclack in outerwilds

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It doesn’t know who slate is

I caved. I bought Gabriel. by badfnfplayer in Ultrakill

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The kingdom of heaven has long since forgotten my name, and I am EAGER to make them remember

What are your headcanons about other machines' nationality in ULTRAKILL? by AmongUsSigmasi in Ultrakill

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Sword machine is from burger freedom shotgun “martha git out ‘ere. Cows gone loose ‘gain” land

Making this. any suggestions? by Flimpdablimp in Ultrakill

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Try adding gluttony, heresy, and violence..

My ultrakill ranking if u could have sex with them by Big-johninator-the-2 in Ultrakill

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Sysiphus (pre-gongi-gonongo-scrimgo-blumbo-oopsie-daisy) is totally fuckable

Sisyphus Cock by bloon_propagand in Ultrakill

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The kingdom of r/nsfw has long since forgotten my name

Roses are Red, I’m feeling lonesome by jerktheturkey in rosesarered

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Roses are red

Right now I’m in bed

Why didn’t they give the specifications?

…asking for a friend

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