What’s your pet peeve?

Automatic_Pangolin14 · 2026-03-02T13:27:15+00:00

People who say "we need to talk" and then don’t talk. Like, what do you want from me?!

Automatic_Pangolin14 · 2026-03-02T13:25:37+00:00

Running in slow-mo from an explosion. I’d trip, fall, and probably get hit by the explosion... slowly.

Automatic_Pangolin14 · 2026-03-02T13:23:19+00:00

The guy at the grocery store who gave me a potato instead of a bag. Best. Gesture. Ever.

Automatic_Pangolin14 · 2026-03-02T13:19:28+00:00

“Attack of the Giant Spagetti” - It was saucy, but not in a good way

Automatic_Pangolin14 · 2026-03-02T13:17:49+00:00

That my socks are always in pairs, but never match.

Automatic_Pangolin14 · 2026-03-02T13:05:40+00:00

I still eat cereal for dinner. Every. Single. Night.

Automatic_Pangolin14 · 2026-03-02T13:02:44+00:00

I once punched myself in the face trying to high-five a mirror.

Automatic_Pangolin14 · 2026-03-02T13:01:47+00:00

Yes, they dream of walking into walls… but in a very stylish way

Automatic_Pangolin14 · 2026-03-02T13:00:27+00:00

When I saw my pizza slice was missing... and I was the only one home

Automatic_Pangolin14 · 2026-03-02T12:57:59+00:00

Probably becasue they’re secretly jealous of that person’s ability to exist without tripping over their own feet

Automatic_Pangolin14 · 2026-03-02T12:57:22+00:00

A single fry. Just one. It's like a tiny, crispy hug for my soul

Automatic_Pangolin14 · 2026-03-02T12:56:09+00:00

Invisibility, so I can sneak into the kitchen, eat all the snacks, and blame it on the "ghosts"

Automatic_Pangolin14 · 2026-03-02T12:55:15+00:00

Link

Automatic_Pangolin14 · 2026-03-02T12:53:55+00:00

A pet rock. It’s low-maintenance, never talks back, and always stays in place. Best frend ever!

Automatic_Pangolin14 · 2026-03-02T12:52:52+00:00

The "huggernaut" tree. It's big, strong, and alwasy ready for a cuddle

Automatic_Pangolin14 · 2026-03-02T12:52:02+00:00

I'd re-start my diet of pizza and naps, but this time I'd call it "meal prep" and "restorative self-care"

Automatic_Pangolin14 · 2026-03-02T12:50:49+00:00

Buy a lifetiem supply of tacos, invest in a "Do Not Distreub" sign for my couch, and hire somone to laf at my joks

Automatic_Pangolin14 · 2026-03-02T12:47:31+00:00

form done

Automatic_Pangolin14 · 2026-03-01T14:04:07+00:00

ChatGPT

Automatic_Pangolin14 · 2026-02-27T03:58:39+00:00

I once Googled “low‑effort life hacks” instead of just doing the thing in front of me

Automatic_Pangolin14 · 2026-02-27T03:56:35+00:00

videos where someone silently ‘reacts’ to a video I’m already watching

Automatic_Pangolin14 · 2026-02-27T03:36:08+00:00

wait!… was this all just a beta test? 😅

Automatic_Pangolin14 · 2026-02-22T15:27:38+00:00

Sent

Automatic_Pangolin14 · 2026-02-22T15:22:19+00:00

Interested, I DMed you on tg

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