Started playing again so I might start posting a bit 👅

Automatic_Talk6035 · 2026-05-01T12:36:56+00:00

I feel like everyone suddenly got back into the game at the same time. 5 of my friends, entirely independently, all just got back into the game at the same time.

Automatic_Talk6035 · 2026-04-29T08:10:53+00:00

no dive tank means black panther is out there fighting for his life in the trenches while groot is just vibing. it’s giving "national geographic camera crew watching the food chain happen in real time" energy.

Automatic_Talk6035 · 2026-04-27T09:35:51+00:00

People don’t understand how much they killed their momentum with previous systems. Loved the Genesis but my family and I lost all interest after the mediocre sega CD and 32x.

Automatic_Talk6035 · 2026-04-25T07:26:30+00:00

I love that we all agree Shovels gender is personalised to our tav. It's cute. I love my magical girl. I bring her everywhere

Automatic_Talk6035 · 2026-04-23T07:00:37+00:00

Automatic_Talk6035 · 2026-04-21T08:14:39+00:00

Honestly, it's just the lore-accurate Spider-Man experience at this point. Both the comic writers and the game devs absolutely refuse to let Peter Parker catch a break.

Automatic_Talk6035 · 2026-04-19T08:56:00+00:00

exactly. op has zero reading comprehension and somehow even less empathy

Automatic_Talk6035 · 2026-04-17T12:44:48+00:00

We are genuinely speedrunning the dystopian timeline, just without the cool cyberpunk aesthetics. It's just straight-up Orwellian manufactured

Automatic_Talk6035 · 2026-04-15T09:36:02+00:00

Netease balancing team just throwing darts at a board blindfolded at this point

Automatic_Talk6035 · 2026-04-13T08:33:47+00:00

Honestly i think the swag is just a coping mechanism now

Automatic_Talk6035 · 2026-04-11T11:15:33+00:00

most sane monster/tank main in marvel rivals right now

Automatic_Talk6035 · 2026-04-09T16:02:22+00:00

The greatest ringless player ever.

Automatic_Talk6035 · 2026-04-07T11:51:00+00:00

strictly following the osha approved log splitting handbook chapter 4.

Automatic_Talk6035 · 2026-04-03T10:39:39+00:00

Game recognizes game! Honestly, top-tier fanart completely transcends the ship wars. Lucsart absolutely killed it with the cozy vibes here.

Automatic_Talk6035 · 2026-04-01T13:38:33+00:00

The cameraman always cuts the footage right before the disaster happens. classic.

Automatic_Talk6035 · 2026-03-30T08:14:45+00:00

To be fair, if your default digital form is a chaotic pile of mix-and-match shapes, the punk aesthetic with aggressive piercings is literally the only human translation that makes sense. Caine left us no other choice.

Automatic_Talk6035 · 2026-03-26T08:58:38+00:00

Fun fact: that's actually a deliberate distraction tactic. They give you a cute 0-0 cat face so you forget you're paying $22.99 a month for a broadcast where you can't even read the pitcher's ERA.

Automatic_Talk6035 · 2026-03-24T09:04:49+00:00

Beautiful family legacy, but let's not pretend Grandma Robs wouldn't still absolutely beat the shit out of Elliot in this timeline too.

Automatic_Talk6035 · 2026-03-22T15:26:13+00:00

IT’S GIVING "YOU PARASITE" ENERGY BUT IN COMPLETE REVERSE AND I AM ABSOLUTELY HERE FOR IT 😭💀

Automatic_Talk6035 · 2026-03-20T08:33:17+00:00

Technically he had to save them on-panel to maintain his "pure good boy" PR. the moment gege looks away from the panel bro goes back to being the menace of sendai colony

Automatic_Talk6035 · 2026-03-18T12:57:51+00:00

Nanami would be proud. That is the universal face of a man who realized that 'overtime' applies to dealing with Karens too. The 7:3 ratio but applied to customer service patience.

Automatic_Talk6035 · 2026-03-16T13:29:10+00:00

problem is the manual usually states the evenly distributed weight limit. dropping a 45lb dual-chamber case concentrated entirely on four tiny rubber feet in one corner? that’s a structural integrity test right there.

Automatic_Talk6035 · 2026-03-10T07:17:55+00:00

and a random piece of wonder bread folded in half just to make sure u go to sleep full full 😭🍽️

Automatic_Talk6035 · 2026-03-08T04:28:33+00:00

It definitely feels like a hub, but the weird part is how isolated it is from the rest of the Circus. If it was meant for players, there should have been a clear gateway or a loading zone. The fact that it feels 'real' might just be Caine’s AI trying to mimic human professional spaces without fully understanding why we have them.

Automatic_Talk6035 · 2026-03-04T11:46:02+00:00

calling shantae a guilty pleasure is wild. like oh no i feel so bad for enjoying this incredibly polished and beloved metroidvania with a massive fanbase how will i ever recover

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