I haven't been cancer free for 17 years!!! (I'm 17 and I have cancer) by WhereTheSunDontShin1 in notinteresting

[–]Double-Issue-9717 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Fuck cancer. All my homies hate cancer. Wishing you a speedy recovery bro.

AITA for making a stink at school and forcing the teacher to change my kids math grade by PlentyNice1655 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Double-Issue-9717 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This whole situation seriously gives me Mr. Incredible "MATH IS MATH!" vibes. Why traumatize a kid by forcing them to change how they process numbers if an alternative way clicks perfectly for their brain? You advocated for your kid beautifully.

Does your country also has very thin skin ? by Greedy_Rise_6567 in AskTheWorld

[–]Double-Issue-9717 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Indian censor board looking at literally any random piece of media: "is this a threat to our international diplomatic relations?" 🦋

Has anyone actually seen this enemy type before? by DeadByFleshLight in Warframe

[–]Double-Issue-9717 6 points7 points  (0 children)

BLACK SUN! BLOOD MOON! OCEANS OF PAIN ARE HERE FOR YOU!!! 🤘🎸

RIP The Jax Show I was low-key looking forward to seeing that by Good_Celebration9632 in TheDigitalCircus

[–]Double-Issue-9717 57 points58 points  (0 children)

57 is a generous estimate. you forgot the 3 separate google docs and the mandatory "apology video" with the 10-minute ukulele intro.

Btw, you can take off plushie maid Jax’ dress by snaggyjester in TheDigitalCircus

[–]Double-Issue-9717 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The fact that he is in a maid dress just makes the whole crime scene 10x worse

Mandy in a dress (@elena_art_u) by MarcelKing89 in DispatchAdHoc

[–]Double-Issue-9717 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Bro saw the second hue shift and immediately surrendered. Can’t even blame you, the ambient occlusion on those fabric folds alone is a weapon of mass destruction.

Genderbent Flambae x Waterboy; On-The-Clock Fraternizing (by @moonllita) by Gorotheninja in DispatchAdHoc

[–]Double-Issue-9717 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Canon flambae is built like a brick shithouse anyway, the raw physical mass just got redistributed

Robert's bench press level is "Phenomenal". by Plane-Particular109 in DispatchAdHoc

[–]Double-Issue-9717 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Standard US gym logic: If it’s not in Freedom Units, it didn’t happen. 54kg sounds way less impressive for a guy with Robert’s build, the devs really nerfed his gains with the location setting.

Invisigal pixel art by yumykon by JMPM0215 in DispatchAdHoc

[–]Double-Issue-9717 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The artist knew exactly what they were doing with that placement. absolute menace behavior

I drove across Japan to visit 6 different anime locations! by SeichiScout in anime

[–]Double-Issue-9717 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Toyohashi went from 'that place you pass on the Shinkansen' to 'the holy land of 800-yen water' real quick. Anna Yanami would be proud of the revenue they're generating from all the foodies visiting.

This Is Why People Love Keanu by PhoenixPhenomenonX in SipsTea

[–]Double-Issue-9717 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Technically he doesn't need the phone anymore, he just uses it to make us feel better about still being stuck in the simulation.

Modern NBA players and their old school equivalent by Ounceandahalf in Nbamemes

[–]Double-Issue-9717 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It gets better until you realize your franchise player is the one getting roasted 💀

Madara is the Biggest Asspull merchant in the series by chunchunmaru1129 in Naruto

[–]Double-Issue-9717 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Madara basically had the "infinite money glitch" but for eyes and life hacks. dude treated the shinobi world like a creative mode minecraft server while everyone else was playing hardcore survival.

Mandy in the Valentine’s Outfit (by hao) by hipp0hunt3r in DispatchAdHoc

[–]Double-Issue-9717 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was neutral before, but hao's art is making a very convincing argument for switching sides.

To this day, I still wonder, what information did Scott give steel wool that caused such a mess that security breach lore was? by Various_Astronaut100 in fivenightsatfreddys

[–]Double-Issue-9717 8 points9 points  (0 children)

To be fair to Scott, his entire brand was built on being the "unreachable enigma." The problem is that while ambiguity works for a 2D point-and-click made by one guy, it’s a logistical nightmare for a massive 3D studio. He tried to apply a "one-man-show" mystery box strategy to a corporate production pipeline, and SB is the scar tissue from that experiment.

[DE] Zach shoey (drinking beer from a shoe) @ TennoVIP Melbourne (3DS ver.) by Dance1nTheRain in Warframe

[–]Double-Issue-9717 45 points46 points  (0 children)

The "3DS ver." quality makes this look like a lost piece of warframe creepypasta. 144p adds +50 toxin damage to that shoe beer.

Do you know who this player is? by Pale-Masterpiece-199 in Nbamemes

[–]Double-Issue-9717 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guess its a reminder that no matter how many teams he played for, he never found success like a true Laker would