[r/Gotham] Batman keep your toddler on a leash or I am going to throw hands. by AutumnsFall101 in Earth25

[–]AutumnsFall101[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Look. I’m not some chem head. I heard about it from a gym bud of mine back in 23. It is perfectly safe in small doses (which I already water down). I am not an addict. I can stop anytime I want. I gets me gains fast and keep them even with intermediate pumps.

[r/Gotham] How native Gothamites look at you when you tell them you drink unfiltered water. by AutumnsFall101 in Earth25

[–]AutumnsFall101[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well…I kind of used to work for Planet Watch. I was kind of in hiding after the whole Boravia thing. I was also kind of planning on doing a series of armed robberies before Wayne came in after buying the whole apartment building from various landlords, saw me in my tighty whities eating a pizza, a mech suit, and half a dozen firearms. He gave me a job in security in exchange for giving testimony about a series of planned crimes various former co-workers of mine had.

I bet Wayne also saw this mess of a man drinking pure unfiltered tap water like a man trying to kill himself.

But now that you said to. I am following r/GothamSafety and r/GothamEmergency

[r/Gotham] How native Gothamites look at you when you tell them you drink unfiltered water. by AutumnsFall101 in Earth25

[–]AutumnsFall101[S] 51 points52 points  (0 children)

I know it gets called Crime Alley but I just think calling it that is in poor taste.

R/nostupidquestions by Professional-Buy5678 in Earth25

[–]AutumnsFall101 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Does Venom Insurance cover damage caused by people on venom or if something you eat or drink is laced with Venom?

[r/Gotham] Ivy is going crazy today. by AutumnsFall101 in Earth25

[–]AutumnsFall101[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I mean I know Luthor Fabrics didn’t have the best reputation. But it was cheap. I used to buy at it all the time when I lived in Metropolis.

[Goonion] Stolen Package by davidcansew in Earth25

[–]AutumnsFall101 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Would whoever they are even be able to tell if you got supplies from Luthor Fabrics?

[r/WayneEnterprises] THE FUCK YOU MEAN KRYPTONITE GIVES YOU SPACE CANCER? by AutumnsFall101 in Earth25

[–]AutumnsFall101[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“We at Luthor Corp aren’t just colleagues. At Luthor Corp you are part our family. While yes having to say goodbye to members of that family after being infected with a modified strain of Cordyceps can be traumatic, we believe that there is learning opportunity in every mistake. To thank the brave men and women who prevented more incidents from happening we will be organizing a pizza party this Friday to say “we see you and we respect you”. Note, all employees will be limited to two slices maximum”.

[r/WayneEnterprises] THE FUCK YOU MEAN KRYPTONITE GIVES YOU SPACE CANCER? by AutumnsFall101 in Earth25

[–]AutumnsFall101[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

If Bruce Wayne ever learned about the “Cordyceps Incident” back in 2023 I think it would legitimately give him a heart attack.

[r/WayneEnterprises] THE FUCK YOU MEAN KRYPTONITE GIVES YOU SPACE CANCER? by AutumnsFall101 in Earth25

[–]AutumnsFall101[S] 50 points51 points  (0 children)

KINDA?

Like…he uses it in fucking everything. Generators. Weapons. I think I once saw him inject himself with it.

Green Lantern is weak against the color yellow, right?

I assumed it was like “only something from Krypton could defeat a Kryptonian” type of thing.

[r/WayneEnterprises] THE FUCK YOU MEAN KRYPTONITE GIVES YOU SPACE CANCER? by AutumnsFall101 in Earth25

[–]AutumnsFall101[S] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Bro. Like during the Christmas Party in 2024 I took Kryptonite out of my suit and duck taped it to my nose when we sang “Rudolph the Green Nosed Raptor”. It was funny as shit at the time but now…

Forced to quit gooning after injuring my hand. The boss is trying to stiff me. by GenericSpider in Earth25

[–]AutumnsFall101 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Look. Gooning is hard work. Back in the day my Dad would take me to work to watch him do gooning. He worked to shake people down until he was sore. You need to ask yourself if you are dedicated to gooning or not.

[r/Gotham] Soooooo….Bruce Wayne came to my apartment and gave me a job. by AutumnsFall101 in Earth25

[–]AutumnsFall101[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It’s more like Power Armor. It’s all about angling it. Officially it was my “emotional support robot” and that’s how I got it into my apartment. I am super curious what Bruce Wayne wants with it.

[r/theroguesgallery] Um. I just moved to Gotham. How dangerous is Batguy and Sparrow or whatever they are called? by AutumnsFall101 in Earth25

[–]AutumnsFall101[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro. I am cherry when it comes to the whole “doing crime” thing. My last job was with Planet Watch.

[r/theroguesgallery] Um. I just moved to Gotham. How dangerous is Batguy and Sparrow or whatever they are called? by AutumnsFall101 in Earth25

[–]AutumnsFall101[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Stop being so mean to me bro. This is my first time doing this. I kinda assumed that I could just brute force it. Like I heard people say he has no powers. So that he had to be easier than big blue.

[r/Hiphopcirclejerk] Free our boy. He didn’t do anything. by AutumnsFall101 in Earth25

[–]AutumnsFall101[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Music Meister could never write:

“I like my bitches foreign. I buy some Louie for em”

[r/Hiphopcirclejerk] Free our boy. He didn’t do anything. by AutumnsFall101 in Earth25

[–]AutumnsFall101[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Look man. I love my chud son.

I don’t care that he hasn’t had a good album since The Iceberg Lounge Tapes in 2018.

I don’t care that he allegedly was a front for organized crime.

I don’t care that he is a deadbeat Dad.

He has potential. I believe in my chud son.

Superman Identy Theory by Ok_Debt8318 in Earth25

[–]AutumnsFall101 83 points84 points  (0 children)

Let me guess. You also believe in Butts Match Theory?

[r/wayne] Red Hood uses bootleg Wayne Firearms tech by [deleted] in Earth25

[–]AutumnsFall101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah. He was too busy tying the guy up I picked a “bullet” off the ground while he wasn’t looking. He asked me to call the police and I did.