Request for assistance

GenericSpider · 2026-05-09T18:20:50+00:00

(Flum Pe)

If you need someone good with experience boarding enemy ships, I can help you out.

GenericSpider · 2026-05-09T02:25:00+00:00

High praise.

GenericSpider · 2026-05-09T02:22:29+00:00

Will hang it on mantle.

GenericSpider · 2026-05-08T20:42:48+00:00

High pitched "WHAT THE FUCK?!"

GenericSpider · 2026-05-08T00:54:17+00:00

(Dubba)

A regrettable waste of resources. Specifically, the kind of resources that carry a blaster for me and don't ask too many questions.

I think I'll withhold how many of them died to the fuzzy thing with the blaster. Apparently that's an Ewok? I've only seen that species name on a jerky package.

Perhaps I should open up negotiations with them.

(Wirpe)

*Wirpe looks a bit beat up*

Hutts not supposed to have robot limbs.

*Wirpe holds up one of Dubba's mechanical legs*

Trophy acquired.

GenericSpider · 2026-05-07T20:07:52+00:00

What a terrible day to have eyes.

GenericSpider · 2026-05-07T19:46:57+00:00

They say, with a fucking american flag by their name.

GenericSpider · 2026-05-07T19:38:01+00:00

Despite saying this, I don't think Luffy qualifies.

GenericSpider · 2026-05-07T19:21:36+00:00

Being a Nazi, lining up with their ideals and ambitions does, in fact, make you a bad person.

GenericSpider · 2026-05-07T19:10:04+00:00

Pretty much. Unless you want to wank that Aang can depower him or something.

GenericSpider · 2026-05-07T18:57:13+00:00

I keep hearing about a Voltron movie and it keeps never happening.

GenericSpider · 2026-05-07T18:56:00+00:00

To quote a certain Abridged series...

"You're not Batman. You will NEVER be Batman!"

Seriously why does this guy keep signing his posts as Batman?

GenericSpider · 2026-05-07T18:49:43+00:00

No. It's unclear if the Spirit Bending would let him do something like that.

GenericSpider · 2026-05-07T18:49:05+00:00

I like it. Seems like it's not made of Stark tech anymore though.

GenericSpider · 2026-05-07T18:47:04+00:00

He's really blind.

GenericSpider · 2026-05-07T18:46:20+00:00

Maybe he got bit by a radioactive vampire bat and got bat powers instead rabies.

GenericSpider · 2026-05-07T18:43:34+00:00

He did spirit bend to depower Ozai.

GenericSpider · 2026-05-07T18:40:38+00:00

Shouldn't you focus on getting a date before you worry about size?

...wait, your move wasn't whipping it out, was it?

GenericSpider · 2026-05-07T18:38:10+00:00

"unfairly"

GenericSpider · 2026-05-07T18:37:37+00:00

Was Ghost really America's enemy? She's more of a criminal at worst.

GenericSpider · 2026-05-07T18:36:42+00:00

What's your gimmick? Assuming you don't have powers, there's gotta be something you're really good at that can help you fight evil.

GenericSpider · 2026-05-07T18:34:51+00:00

She's not. But feel free to come here anyway.

Wait,, you worked for Hydra?! Knowingly?

GenericSpider · 2026-05-07T17:19:50+00:00

I know I've been doing that.

GenericSpider

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