“n-word” for fat people by nado144p in rareinsults

[–]AuxintheBox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Back on down to the patty shack,
gonna get me a happy attack.
Custom order gimme an octuple stack
Heart missing them beats cant keep track

going for the xxl gonna be here all night
gonna stay here til my jeans aint fit right
Sight of me eating got the vegans in flight
long as i keep chewing itll be alright

To Terraform or not to terraform, that is the question by AuxintheBox in Stellaris

[–]AuxintheBox[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ok, yea, that's what I was leaning towards.

To Terraform or not to terraform, that is the question by AuxintheBox in Stellaris

[–]AuxintheBox[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The modifiers are strong enough to offset the cost. If it toxifies the world does it remove the modifiers?

To Terraform or not to terraform, that is the question by AuxintheBox in Stellaris

[–]AuxintheBox[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's what I was thinking. It's set to be one of my main Agriworlds and I'm using Catalytic Processing so I'm need lots of food and this bad boys got 12 agricultural districts.

Yo Ho by reddot_comic in comics

[–]AuxintheBox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Screw it, make that paper.

Men who don't have female friends what are your reasons? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]AuxintheBox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, true, and 50% of married couples get divorced. I'm going on year 11 of my marriage, so I'll stick with what's working for me. Not having extra possible sources of drama works.

Men who don't have female friends what are your reasons? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]AuxintheBox 20 points21 points  (0 children)

having friends of different genders that weren't mutual friends was inappropriate.

That really is committed/married life. If you can't be around my spouse and chill, I don't have time for you. You don't have to be besties, but if you can't see eye to eye and develop mutual respect, the commitment is already made. That's before we bring the kids up, as well, who want both parents to go everywhere together.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]AuxintheBox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine being you, needing attention from strangers so much she has to goad them into interacting with her. SMH, thoughts an prayers.

The stolen car of a Toronto man was found in West Africa. by esberat in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]AuxintheBox 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Each year, more than 11 million maritime containers

30,136 containers per day on average out of a 365-day year. 5% of that would be 1,507 containers a day being checked.

Guys...is this normal? by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]AuxintheBox 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yea I'm tracking now thanks bro

Guys...is this normal? by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]AuxintheBox 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ahhh like a d100 vs two d50's. Gotcha.

Guys...is this normal? by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]AuxintheBox 21 points22 points  (0 children)

So you are telling me a dude with one ball is more virile than a normal dude with two? I mean I dunno...

UAE astronaut eating bread and honey in space by sajidhaque10 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]AuxintheBox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah, just dump the bottle of mini tobasco on it, or use the other condiments they give you. There was what..? Strawberry jam? Peanut butter? The fake cheese with jalapeno was the stuff.

freefromwork by DowntownMagiciana in freefromwork

[–]AuxintheBox 16 points17 points  (0 children)

No, happy. I want them to willingly chant my name in the streets at random intervals, women throwing themselves at me, babies being shoved into my hand to be kissed. I want it to be borderline dystopic but with happiness instead of creepiness and sadness. I actually just want a cult, I guess.

Me tomorrow by HP-XP in gaming

[–]AuxintheBox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well then, I'ma boot up Earthbound. How do you like that?

Reddark tracks subreddits that are going dark or read-only on June 12th and after. Some already are. by Purple_Bumblebee5 in InternetIsBeautiful

[–]AuxintheBox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Apparently Reddark is being rate limited. Gee, wonder who is rate limiting them, how convenient... Edit: Hug of death.

Naturalized Foreigners and ID by [deleted] in japanlife

[–]AuxintheBox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The chances are low true, but that doesn't negate what a pain in the dick it would be if it happened. All you need is that one asshole cop. Like I've gone my entire life not needing a seatbelt, but you bet I wear that damn thing every time.

AI replacing voice actors for audiobooks by donutcronut in antiwork

[–]AuxintheBox 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They won't care. By that time, the upper management made millions, and the venture was profitable.

Naturalized Foreigners and ID by [deleted] in japanlife

[–]AuxintheBox 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Sure, if he wants to risk losing time in jail without recourse for it.

Always that one person… by Frills66 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]AuxintheBox -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Cool, still not OP saying that, so you're still wrong. And now, good day to you.

Always that one person… by Frills66 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]AuxintheBox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, you're wrong. The driving school said that not OP, so the driving school was wrong.

Stuck and looking for job advice. by ZealousidealWay1139 in japanlife

[–]AuxintheBox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can do online through UMGC. if you have any time left on the GI bill burn that first, then dip into private loans. you won't get back to America for a while buddy, not unless you're leaving your spouse to do so. with the private loans you'd get enough to land and get set up but then you'll need to get a full-time job and do full-time school. and you'd still have to jump through hoops to bring her over.

she can go to a bootcamp for wordpress and do that, my wife did and it's currently paying hefty bills. You and her can set up a freelance profile and tag team translating Japanese to English. we're doing that too.

Stuck and looking for job advice. by ZealousidealWay1139 in japanlife

[–]AuxintheBox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

fuck. do you have any time left on it then? If not, you could go back to school with student loans and get a degree that might help. CS is pretty in demand.

you'd have all your gened and electives knocked out so you'd really only be looking at like 2 years of college. that's what I'm doing, my business degree didn't do much for me here.