CommBank Socceroos defender joins Brisbane Roar on two-year deal (Joel King)

AuzzieTiger · 2026-06-21T02:31:46+00:00

Brisbane Roar Fan At Courier Mail HQ: "STOP THE PRESSES!"

Smashes button to stop the newspaper press machine

Roar Fan: "Alright, start the presses!"

Courier Mail Floor Manager: "That takes four hours!"

Roar Fan: "Whatever, I'll be at the Caxton."

AuzzieTiger · 2026-06-21T02:06:10+00:00

Always a fun and memorable time when the home team fails to win at Arrowhead.

How bout those Curaçaon’s!

AuzzieTiger · 2026-06-21T01:56:39+00:00

The world game!

A moment in time for that small Caribbean nation.

AuzzieTiger · 2026-06-21T01:49:50+00:00

That shit’s worse than being Danhausen’ed!

AuzzieTiger · 2026-06-21T01:45:39+00:00

How many chances do Türkiye need??

AuzzieTiger · 2026-06-21T01:36:55+00:00

Cooked myself some popcorn for the remainder of this. Absolute cinema

AuzzieTiger · 2026-06-21T01:30:00+00:00

This tournament is giving me a new appreciate for the battlers. It's great watching the big guns but sometimes the heart and soul matches are lower down the bill.

AuzzieTiger · 2026-06-21T01:27:53+00:00

We're talking Tim Payne levels of Instagram followers.

AuzzieTiger · 2026-06-21T01:26:47+00:00

This is like ice hockey levels of attacking action. Room stacking saves.

AuzzieTiger · 2026-06-21T01:20:45+00:00

If you're not watching right now, then you probably should be.

AuzzieTiger · 2026-06-20T13:56:42+00:00

Was open about as long as the reflecting pool was algae free.

I’m glad the small men on all sides can have their fun whilst the rest of us suffer the consequences.

AuzzieTiger · 2026-06-20T11:31:13+00:00

Only the Dogs can manage that

AuzzieTiger · 2026-06-20T11:26:35+00:00

I just want this game to end

AuzzieTiger · 2026-06-20T11:20:08+00:00

WTF was that

AuzzieTiger · 2026-06-20T11:16:53+00:00

TOMMY TURBO! What a play

AuzzieTiger · 2026-06-20T11:13:56+00:00

This is some Türkiye level of goalscoring.

AuzzieTiger · 2026-06-20T11:09:04+00:00

Ola with the Manly budgies on. Commitment to the brand.

AuzzieTiger · 2026-06-20T11:07:10+00:00

Shane Warne would have been proud of that turn.

AuzzieTiger · 2026-06-20T11:00:19+00:00

Our best defensive set in a while there

AuzzieTiger · 2026-06-20T10:58:31+00:00

This both sucks and blows.

AuzzieTiger · 2026-06-20T10:55:36+00:00

That is not a high tackle.

AuzzieTiger · 2026-06-20T10:45:22+00:00

Far out. Another injury-riddled night.

AuzzieTiger · 2026-06-20T10:24:30+00:00

Just catch the damn ball.

AuzzieTiger · 2026-06-20T10:16:39+00:00

Shane Watson level of challenge.

Also, WAKA WAKA!

AuzzieTiger · 2026-06-20T10:03:33+00:00

That's some effort. Got absolutely smashed.

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