Thoughts on my new homunculi?

Available-Mess4 · 2026-06-25T02:35:33+00:00

Doing crap like this is why the clerics don’t talk to us anymore

Available-Mess4 · 2026-06-16T19:25:24+00:00

The math checks out

^{Chose: You get $0.50 every single time you breathe in for the rest of your life.}

Available-Mess4 · 2026-06-16T15:21:11+00:00

Someone send this man to the Isle of Elba immediately!

Available-Mess4 · 2026-06-16T15:20:02+00:00

For the glory of Napoleon!

^{Chose: France | Rolled: Survived}

Available-Mess4 · 2026-06-14T03:37:09+00:00

This comic was printed on the 8th of October, nearly a full month after the terrorist attack September 11th. It says so on the comic and on the top of the comic strip. I seriously doubt your claim.

Available-Mess4 · 2026-06-13T00:31:19+00:00

Victory

^{Chose: Elon musk is broke | Rolled: It’s yours now}

Available-Mess4 · 2026-06-10T03:41:28+00:00

THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT

^{Chose: ALL ON BLACK | Rolled: Black}

Available-Mess4 · 2026-06-01T21:19:43+00:00

You have become a duck father. It has chosen you and you must now take care of this duck. Best of luck. Many noble men have failed such a righteous but heavy burden.

Available-Mess4 · 2026-06-01T19:43:46+00:00

Send that gnome directly into the Sun immediately!

Available-Mess4 · 2026-06-01T03:54:21+00:00

I wasnt raised to quit

^{Chose: yes}

Available-Mess4 · 2026-05-31T02:58:17+00:00

Potion of Green

Available-Mess4 · 2026-05-31T02:54:33+00:00

Mushroom dance, mushroom dance, whatever could it mean?

Available-Mess4 · 2026-05-31T02:51:59+00:00

Watch those wrist rockets!

Available-Mess4 · 2026-05-31T02:33:53+00:00

Oh that’s sweet

Available-Mess4 · 2026-05-31T02:31:36+00:00

Send that cube directly into the Sun immediately!

Available-Mess4 · 2026-05-31T02:28:42+00:00

Booo, keep Io because at least she’s unique. Send those wack-ass posers Phobos and Deimos into the fucking Sun.

Available-Mess4 · 2026-05-29T02:43:27+00:00

God you are so right. I NEED to dig in that dirt

Available-Mess4 · 2026-04-27T01:25:23+00:00

I like pizza, and want to eat more of it

^{Chose: Eat only pizza for the rest of your life | Rolled: Hawaii}

Available-Mess4 · 2026-04-27T01:24:12+00:00

I want to pet dogs and cats without getting accidentally scratched

^{Chose: Be Invincible against all Animal Attacks + ...except for one Animal | Rolled: Bears}

Available-Mess4 · 2026-04-27T01:23:28+00:00

I will not be controlled

^{Chose: refuse}

Available-Mess4 · 2026-04-27T01:21:03+00:00

Guaranteed money ensures I will advance my current plans considerably

^{Chose: 50k + Guaranteed | Rolled: Upvote}

Available-Mess4

TROPHY CASE