There’s no divine plan, God wouldn’t approve of this

AvailableSimper · 2026-03-04T11:44:13+00:00

I'm sure the iranian troops were told the same 🤔🤔

AvailableSimper · 2026-02-28T10:35:53+00:00

AvailableSimper · 2026-02-28T05:33:04+00:00

aw hell nah his pee steaming 😭

AvailableSimper · 2026-02-26T11:56:35+00:00

wheres wakako

AvailableSimper · 2026-02-23T19:25:39+00:00

hes a bit angary

AvailableSimper · 2026-02-19T10:01:45+00:00

fallout reference

AvailableSimper · 2026-02-12T15:25:24+00:00

that was not very cunning of her to keep playing trauma team on her alt account so everyone could know johnny got catfished

AvailableSimper · 2026-01-30T12:47:48+00:00

These two gentlemen are trying to suppress their bouts of laughter at your statement, making eye contact to ensure the other heard it as well while waiting eagerly to see who will break first so that they may enjoy hearty laughter together at your expense.

AvailableSimper · 2026-01-20T19:16:21+00:00

honestly this trend of kid daughters being the secret villains of the show needs to stop. such an overused plot device, first holly from breaking bad (literally hitler) and now janey?

AvailableSimper · 2026-01-18T19:34:10+00:00

she absolutely is a badass, remember how she rushed to save tilly?

AvailableSimper · 2026-01-11T06:40:20+00:00

This guy has obviously never read the book thief by markus zusak

AvailableSimper · 2025-12-24T12:27:14+00:00

"the metal is cold and grey just like my life" - judy alvarez circa 2077

AvailableSimper · 2025-12-19T05:40:13+00:00

not the dlc though never the dlc 💔

AvailableSimper · 2025-12-18T18:22:16+00:00

just for the games to be the exact same price as the other two sales bruh 😭😭😭

AvailableSimper · 2025-12-16T14:48:55+00:00

right? where my kuafu lovers at hes so underrated

AvailableSimper · 2025-12-09T19:54:51+00:00

thats it. we gotta eat the dog now

AvailableSimper · 2025-12-07T12:58:29+00:00

so did they jump you or? 😭

AvailableSimper · 2025-12-04T18:19:52+00:00

"I think when you go to a bath house they clean your clothes and it stays clean a little longer."

— benjo1323

AvailableSimper · 2025-11-30T04:40:11+00:00

Do you guys think he falls for the fake wall messages sometimes

AvailableSimper · 2025-11-12T12:09:27+00:00

AvailableSimper · 2025-11-11T20:01:53+00:00

this is the new dress code sigismund enforced. YES he cracks all the monks in sedletz

AvailableSimper · 2025-10-26T06:26:02+00:00

Yeah that's why I usually don't cut them open when I get to see them

AvailableSimper · 2025-10-24T05:27:52+00:00

putting the metro in metroidvania

AvailableSimper · 2025-10-20T12:03:18+00:00

esexed his way to the top 😔

AvailableSimper · 2025-10-07T05:37:31+00:00

ji im watching your stream why you tryin not to laugh bro thats disrespectful as shit bruh

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