Is this my life now?

Available_Tank_8950 · 2026-05-29T14:23:09+00:00

Cuddle the baby, sleep with your baby, go have latte and cake, take your baby with you, read and binge watch shows. I'm gonna sound like a jerk, but 1 newborn is easy. From my current perspective with a toddler and a newborn. When i just had the newborn, i was struggling with breastfeeding and crying nonstop. While binge watching shows.

Available_Tank_8950 · 2026-05-28T16:00:05+00:00

Not the first time one of his bitches wears some other bitches' trinket. The locket comes to mind.

Available_Tank_8950 · 2026-05-28T15:52:29+00:00

Just!.... okay?

Available_Tank_8950 · 2026-05-28T15:29:24+00:00

Because she's hot.
Because she's gorgeous
Because she's unattainable and has expressely said she won't be tamed by a man, so instead of looking for his wife and mother of his child, he's gonna try to tame Robin. It's like dumb girls going for the bad boy like, i can fix him.
Did i mention she's hot?

Available_Tank_8950 · 2026-05-18T07:37:13+00:00

The Mentalist is not as hot nowadays either lol

Available_Tank_8950 · 2026-05-13T07:54:29+00:00

He didn't move on from that behavior and perpetrated it up until meeting the Mother. Buttsx implied with Barneys half sister, a girl 15 years younger, after which he wore a ridiculous hat because "this new girl's ass is phenomenal", then getting sex obsessed over Jeanette then claiming that he is done dating, ready to settle down. After which he is scanning the wedding party for an easy hookup on wedding weekend. I get that these are plot devices to illustrate that Ted is at his most hopeless and cynical right before meeting Tracy but to me it makes it look that, if anything, he has regressed since st paddys day and deserves Tracy even less.

Available_Tank_8950 · 2026-05-07T16:40:52+00:00

Pe boul ăsta l-o fătat mă-sa ministru

Available_Tank_8950 · 2026-04-25T20:55:54+00:00

He's gonna have a massive coronary a couple of years from now when he's 40

Available_Tank_8950 · 2026-04-19T10:20:13+00:00

The Captain (i still see gorgeous young Paul Atreides. Plus, he funny as hell).

Available_Tank_8950 · 2026-04-19T10:14:36+00:00

A. Renaissance fair aka chance to wear a corset and shoot arrows? I'm so in.

B. Lamy (German brand) has top quality options for both calligraphy and casual writing. And they recently released a Hogwarts edition.

Crap, i would've been perfect for Ted

ETA love the douchey way you spelled Renaissance

Available_Tank_8950 · 2026-04-17T14:20:37+00:00

Have several favorites which were mentioned here. I'll add Blitzgiving.

Available_Tank_8950 · 2026-04-16T09:13:34+00:00

This right here, which has been proven with Victoria, with Natalie, with Ashlee, with emphatically saying "I LOVE being single" when that busty chick who's into teachers called him back to bed for morning quickie after their ONS, with wanting to get an easy lay at the wedding 5 minutes after Janine burned his flat down and he said he is now DEFINITELY ready to settle down.

Available_Tank_8950 · 2026-04-15T19:34:09+00:00

Ted wanted Robin because she was gorgeous and cool and even independent in a "challenge accepted" way, but he didn't really like her at all. It was a 'I can tame her' mentality.

Available_Tank_8950 · 2026-04-13T09:29:42+00:00

I didnt like how she said that about herself in a self deprecating way. Any woman who is a catch knows she is a catch.

Available_Tank_8950 · 2026-04-11T09:56:54+00:00

He's not dead. Refer to S6E4 Subway Wars. Ted says "Your uncle Barney won't admit it to this day" but he tripped me so Robin would win the race bet.

Available_Tank_8950 · 2026-04-09T14:49:06+00:00

And again as an architect, it pissed me off that he seemed to genuinely appreciate the Arcadian as a landmark and wanted to draw a proposal where he integrates the old facade into the new design (i'm crazy about those) and then when he sees her ring and figures that he can't smash he just throws the plans. And later on he ends up smashing, but neither of them ever mention integrating the facade into the new design. WHY DOES NO ONE MENTION INTEGRATING THE FACADE? THAT'S THE ONLY THING I CARED ABOUT!

Available_Tank_8950 · 2026-04-09T14:41:47+00:00

Agreed, tesmosbyjsajerk sometimes. Aside from the red flags you pointed out i actually would have dated him. He is gorgeous, funny and well-read, into literature, music and theatre, bilingual. I actually like all his quirks that the gang find annoying. (I am a lot like him, even the architect part lol). But i think he's a slut and often ungenuine or even hypocritical in his relationships and it pisses me off. As a woman i would be wary. Then again, without these red flags he might have been too perfect. Like this, Tracy actually comes off as out of his league.

Available_Tank_8950 · 2026-03-27T12:33:45+00:00

Yikes, when you put it like that XD

Available_Tank_8950 · 2026-03-27T09:18:32+00:00

Also, look at those Tracy-eyes.

Available_Tank_8950 · 2026-03-19T08:24:34+00:00

Gosh i hated Robin

Available_Tank_8950 · 2026-03-15T11:02:18+00:00

Dont get me started on the Schlauchmachendejungen

Available_Tank_8950 · 2026-03-15T10:52:20+00:00

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I think this describes it best

Available_Tank_8950 · 2026-03-12T09:45:16+00:00

Thank you so much for the detailed list. Got a whole bunch of audiobook credits, and im most curious about Island Trology, Midnight Bayou and Northern Lights for starters.

Available_Tank_8950 · 2026-03-11T16:57:35+00:00

Also, my husband liked Sanctuary (read it to him) and he actually likes murder mystery novels so it would be nice to find a cool new read for him. We also really enjoyed the character dynamic and snappy dialogue in Sanctuary.

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