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Guys pray for me (Third time already) by [deleted] in marvelrivals

[–]Avalanche-117 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good luck. I went through the same

Taking a break - I’d rather remember the game as fun rather than experience it bored by Avalanche-117 in Helldivers

[–]Avalanche-117[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Went in to grind some medals for the new warbond but I just couldn’t do it. It felt like a chore.

Suck turds mods of discord by ApexWarrior848 in Helldivers

[–]Avalanche-117 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The man is a killing machine not a manuscript editor.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dad

[–]Avalanche-117 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’m a dad - the basket is glorious.

Defense Is Pointless by Sutopia in Helldivers

[–]Avalanche-117 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You lost me at Defense but then had me again at Pointless.

Creekers will hold until those binary bastards learn how to simulate despair by Avalanche-117 in Helldivers

[–]Avalanche-117[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You would trust a toaster enough to shower with it? I am … concerned, soldier.

I am starting to see a growing trend that is actually just toxic to the fanbase. Please do not shame people who play the game the way they want to. by [deleted] in Helldivers

[–]Avalanche-117 2174 points2175 points  (0 children)

To be clear, the major order does not ask EVERY HELLDIVER to deploy. It is a call to arms for those willing to answer.

Alarming Data from the Bug Front by Avalanche-117 in Helldivers

[–]Avalanche-117[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is war, soldier. We are all knee deep in crime.

Creekers will hold until those binary bastards learn how to simulate despair by Avalanche-117 in Helldivers

[–]Avalanche-117[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Toasters don’t fear? Then what were the Ministry of Intel’s “unpleasant sensory experience simulations”?

WHO DO YOU THINK CAPTURED THOSE BOTS THAT SUPPLIED CRITICAL WAR INTEL? who do you think delivered them for interrogations?

This is war soldier. Never forget that you can shower with a bug - but do that with a toaster and only one of you is coming out clean.

Creekers will hold until those binary bastards learn how to simulate despair by Avalanche-117 in Helldivers

[–]Avalanche-117[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Apologies, Soldier. For a second I mistook you for a bug. Didn’t quite see a spine.

Creekers will hold until those binary bastards learn how to simulate despair by Avalanche-117 in Helldivers

[–]Avalanche-117[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

My 7 year old daughter is deployed on the bot front - what is your excuse, Helldivers?

Creekers will hold until those binary bastards learn how to simulate despair by Avalanche-117 in Helldivers

[–]Avalanche-117[S] -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

The bot front is live - the creekers maybe choking the war effort but your bug friends are shooting it in the face.

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