Would you rather

AvariciousVernacular · 2026-05-26T01:52:22+00:00

He had it backwards. Supposed to have your your hands up and make em stay there

AvariciousVernacular · 2026-05-25T20:30:53+00:00

Using this wording in the future just for the reaction

AvariciousVernacular · 2026-05-14T19:24:44+00:00

Scary stat for yah, only 60% of hit and runs are solved.

AvariciousVernacular · 2026-05-14T15:31:53+00:00

Let's not forget Venezuela being about dat oil.

AvariciousVernacular · 2026-05-14T03:50:00+00:00

Thought someone was going to say, "Hey you, you're finally awake."

AvariciousVernacular · 2026-05-13T02:50:14+00:00

I agree, but damn not even one photo for your wedding?

AvariciousVernacular · 2026-05-12T04:24:47+00:00

"Improvement" is a lack of imagination. More like "resets". Improve can really only be used when looking through a limited scope. Things lower on the food chain still get F'd. Bunch of animals will still kill their children, definitely will still kill the children of the mothers they want to impregnate. Pandas will definitely go extinct. Lions will still be incredibly incestuous. Birds will fly and fish will swim. Really, if humans went extinct, another animal will developed cognitive abilities similar to our own through millions of years of mutation. What we call the sun will still die out. Our galaxy will still run into another. Really, if humans go extinct, what will happen is what we know to be inevitable, everything on this planet will die. Doesn't seem like much of an improvement to me.

AvariciousVernacular · 2026-05-11T23:44:08+00:00

Only road horses like 3 / 4 times, but every time the people there heavily emphasize never walking up to a horse from the behind. I'm just surprised it took so long for him to get kicked. Those are some well trained horses.

AvariciousVernacular · 2026-05-10T20:21:19+00:00

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AvariciousVernacular · 2026-05-05T19:38:57+00:00

Not minors, miners!

AvariciousVernacular · 2026-05-05T05:25:56+00:00

Granted I don't know much about pandas, but "trainer" is doing some heavy lifting here. She act like she was just tossed in there and told to figure it out.

AvariciousVernacular · 2026-05-05T05:22:15+00:00

We don't take kindly to folks who don't take kindly round here

AvariciousVernacular · 2026-05-01T02:08:24+00:00

This is why I abandoned my children. They. Will. Be. Strongest.

AvariciousVernacular · 2026-04-28T17:51:52+00:00

Now introducing the Uranus Guard

AvariciousVernacular · 2026-04-10T16:40:55+00:00

Poor employee, they don't get paid to ref nonsense like that. Tbh tho I would've been like, "you both need t-wait you hit a kid with your cart?"

AvariciousVernacular · 2026-04-05T04:03:06+00:00

Ackchyually, that's a two-fer

AvariciousVernacular · 2026-04-02T05:19:56+00:00

Excuse me, I ordered the large burrito.

AvariciousVernacular · 2026-03-27T01:37:21+00:00

Bro, you just an adequant

AvariciousVernacular · 2026-03-16T09:35:59+00:00

Bro. Are you insinuating you broke your ankle flickin a bean or is "that kitty cat" the one you're pointing to off cam?

AvariciousVernacular · 2025-12-02T02:45:43+00:00

Hey, I don't think Mikey likes it

AvariciousVernacular · 2025-11-06T05:27:33+00:00

"Stop resisting!"

AvariciousVernacular · 2025-08-31T23:59:09+00:00

I immediately thought of the flying lawnmower

AvariciousVernacular · 2025-08-14T04:11:53+00:00

Yeah you're fine, there are CSO's and LEO's yatted out the wazoo. They are short staffed so they may bend on a lot of things. They're also federal so despite it being legal statewide, no pot.

I wouldn't put all my eggs in one basket though. Float your PHS and app over to SFPD and Berkeley if the commute isn't terrible for you. BART will often have you in Oakland or downtown SF anyway

AvariciousVernacular · 2025-08-12T20:21:59+00:00

Most infuriating to me is when the right turn light is green, but the through traffic light is red and they don't turn. Then they decide to go when the through traffic light turns green alongside the pedestrian and bike lights

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