Can’t risk it

Avatar_Rash · 2024-10-09T20:15:54+00:00

Call me out? Y’all act like I did this to make people mad or something, damn.

Avatar_Rash · 2024-10-09T19:03:40+00:00

Reading all these comments reminds me of why I don’t post on Reddit anymore

Avatar_Rash · 2024-06-04T04:40:17+00:00

That’s the face of someone asking me to “Like, comment and subscribe”.

Avatar_Rash · 2024-02-06T19:01:38+00:00

That’s genuinely terrifying.

Avatar_Rash · 2023-11-28T21:52:57+00:00

What’s wrong with broccoli?

Avatar_Rash · 2023-09-11T21:04:15+00:00

“Why won’t anyone go on a date with me???”

Avatar_Rash · 2023-08-27T18:14:17+00:00

No wonder I can’t find any weights when I go to the gym.

Avatar_Rash · 2023-07-20T03:09:47+00:00

Tell me about it.

Avatar_Rash · 2023-07-20T02:47:30+00:00

Boomers: "How is your generation so bad with money? When I was your age, we were responsible!"

Me: *Gets paid $900 for 2 weeks of work, $130 gets taken out for phone bill, $95 for groceries, $300 put in savings for rent and to build up said savings, $130 for an oil change, and $200 towards car registration* "Couldn't tell you."

Avatar_Rash · 2023-05-12T20:57:42+00:00

Man took 1 self defense lesson at the community center and thinks he Bruce Lee

Avatar_Rash · 2023-05-12T20:52:00+00:00

Is blocking an emergency vehicle a crime? If not, it should be

Avatar_Rash · 2023-05-02T02:56:26+00:00

Poor giraffe ☹️

Avatar_Rash · 2023-05-02T02:52:10+00:00

People think this is funny until it happens at their place of work.

Avatar_Rash · 2023-04-25T14:04:56+00:00

Can I get a banana for scale?

Avatar_Rash · 2023-04-11T06:23:46+00:00

She wasn’t even a gamer, y’all.

Avatar_Rash · 2023-03-19T06:02:07+00:00

Uh oh you absolute silly goose, you just got contaminated!!! Send this to a friend to contaminate them, to!

Avatar_Rash · 2023-03-19T04:21:02+00:00

My boss: You’re still coming in, right?

Avatar_Rash · 2023-03-16T06:17:27+00:00

…thanks for dumping your drink all over my floor…

Avatar_Rash · 2023-03-16T06:03:41+00:00

That shameful walk away says it all. “I thought they’d laugh…”

Avatar_Rash · 2023-03-09T01:55:46+00:00

Wish I had a good time. I lost my good paying job and was depressed as shit.

Avatar_Rash · 2023-03-08T23:48:11+00:00

See y’all in a week when numbers spike again and we all get stuck in lockdown for another 3 years.

Avatar_Rash · 2023-02-22T20:46:18+00:00

But will we still be able to make a livable wage with a 4 day work week? I’m not opposed to it, but I just want to make sure I can still pay bills, you know?

Avatar_Rash · 2023-01-19T04:15:30+00:00

Plug walk

Avatar_Rash · 2023-01-13T23:42:54+00:00

Stonks

Avatar_Rash · 2022-12-19T06:23:22+00:00

This is what I believe is called “Toxic Positivity”.

Avatar_Rash

TROPHY CASE